Fantasy football

Vandyn

Blackwing Lair Raider
3,654
1,379
I'm down for whatever. Wasn't sure if the keeper league was going to happen again this year.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
36,434
115,833
In lieu of starting a new thread, I'll just put this here.

For the 14 team auction league, here's the draft results from 2012 so you know keeper values. I don't remember how you figure out keeper values for waiver pickups. Looks like it also put everyone's 2012 keeper as the first pick in the list.

SCHAUB ON MY KNOB
7 Josh Freeman, TB QB K $1
16 Ray Rice, Bal RB $68
25 Chris Johnson, Ten RB $61
30 Roddy White, Atl WR $38
133 James Starks, GB RB $1
143 Jason Witten, Dal TE $13
145 Mario Manningham, SF WR $4
148 Coby Fleener, Ind TE $2
161 Leonard Hankerson, Wsh WR $3
168 Carson Palmer, Oak QB $2
173 Taiwan Jones, Oak RB $1
195 Lestar Jean, Hou WR $1
203 Michael Smith, TB RB $2
211 Braylon Edwards, NYJ WR $1
216 Patriots D/ST D/ST $1
219 Lawrence Tynes, NYG K $1

TEAM INJURED RUNNING BACKS
13 Calvin Johnson, Det WR K $48
63 Matt Schaub, Hou QB $14
66 Jordy Nelson, GB WR $33
73 Willis McGahee, Den RB $23
95 Demaryius Thomas, Den WR $15
97 Kevin Smith, Det RB $5
110 Isaac Redman, Pit RB $6
111 Garrett Hartley, NO K $1
114 Fred Davis, Wsh TE $12
121 Jay Cutler, Chi QB $10
125 Pierre Thomas, NO RB $3
139 Bills D/ST D/ST $1
141 Darrius Heyward-Bey, Oak WR $4
153 Brent Celek, Phi TE $1
155 Joe Flacco, Bal QB $4
158 Bernard Scott, Cin RB $6

HERTZ DONUT
4 Johnny Knox, Chi WR K $5
34 Wes Welker, NE WR $36
42 Jake Locker, Ten QB $3
46 Jamaal Charles, KC RB $37
52 Hakeem Nicks, NYG WR $33
60 Jacob Tamme, Den TE $5
61 Steven Jackson, StL RB $32
74 Percy Harvin, Min WR $24
116 Mark Ingram, NO RB $10
118 Ravens D/ST D/ST $3
144 Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K $1
147 Sam Bradford, StL QB $2
149 Dan Bailey, Dal K $2
156 Eagles D/ST D/ST $2
157 Alex Smith, SF QB $4
183 Mike Goodson, Oak RB $1

FIN'S PARADISE
6 Tom Brady, NE QB K $40
26 Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB $41
28 Mason Crosby, GB K $2
29 Andre Johnson, Hou WR $47
75 Steve Johnson, Buf WR $16
80 Brandon Lloyd, NE WR $22
108 C.J. Spiller, Buf RB $12
109 Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE $5
132 Bears D/ST D/ST $1
160 Davone Bess, Mia WR $6
180 Rob Bironas, Ten K $2
184 Jonathan Dwyer, Pit RB $1
194 Brian Quick, StL WR $1
202 Ronnie Brown, SD RB $1
210 Evan Royster, Wsh RB $1
215 Isaiah Pead, StL RB $1

WASHINGTON FAILSKINS
2 Darren Sproles, NO RB K $4
31 Frank Gore, SF RB $31
39 Matt Ryan, Atl QB $15
51 Andy Dalton, Cin QB $4
55 Vincent Jackson, TB WR $21
58 BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB $21
69 Aaron Hernandez, NE TE $14
72 Torrey Smith, Bal WR $17
93 Robert Meachem, SD WR $10
102 Peyton Hillis, KC RB $18
103 DeSean Jackson, Phi WR $25
119 LeGarrette Blount, TB RB $5
127 Michael Crabtree, SF WR $6
138 Felix Jones, Dal RB $6
169 Falcons D/ST D/ST $1
192 Matt Bryant, Atl K $1

ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS
11 Arian Foster, Hou RB K $42
15 Aaron Rodgers, GB QB $68
59 Ben Tate, Hou RB $12
76 Eric Decker, Den WR $15
88 Doug Martin, TB RB $20
120 Cedric Benson, GB RB $21
140 Ryan Williams, Ari RB $4
142 Jets D/ST D/ST $2
151 Randall Cobb, GB WR $3
164 Mike Williams, TB WR $7
189 Dustin Keller, NYJ TE $1
206 Neil Rackers, FA K $1
214 Bernard Pierce, Bal RB $1
218 Jason Snelling, Atl RB $1
221 Lamar Miller, Mia RB $1
223 Eddie Royal, SD WR $1

HOWLING POSSUMS
1 Drew Brees, NO QB K $52
27 Reggie Bush, Mia RB $21
35 Adrian Peterson, Min RB $33
37 Rueben Randle, NYG WR $3
65 Michael Bush, Chi RB $6
68 Marques Colston, NO WR $19
96 Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR $12
104 Jermichael Finley, GB TE $14
105 Toby Gerhart, Min RB $12
112 Jared Cook, Ten TE $4
146 Daniel Thomas, Mia RB $10
176 Jon Baldwin, KC WR $3
191 Jason Hanson, Det K $1
198 Brandon LaFell, Car WR $3
200 Giants D/ST D/ST $1
208 Ryan Tannehill, Mia QB $1

HOPELESS CASES
10 Michael Vick, Phi QB K $4
17 Tony Romo, Dal QB $19
21 Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR $63
24 Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB $71
32 DeMarco Murray, Dal RB $29
165 Matt Prater, Den K $2
171 Owen Daniels, Hou TE $2
181 Robbie Gould, Chi K $2
188 Lions D/ST D/ST $1
197 Tim Hightower, FA RB $1
205 Michael Floyd, Ari WR $1
213 James Jones, GB WR $1
217 Martellus Bennett, NYG TE $1
220 Plaxico Burress, Pit WR $1
222 Andre Caldwell, Den WR $1
224 Jacoby Ford, Oak WR $1

CAMBADA SHARKS
9 Dez Bryant, Dal WR K $16
54 Victor Cruz, NYG WR $26
62 Trent Richardson, Cle RB $22
67 Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR $13
71 Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB $28
82 DeAngelo Williams, Car RB $16
90 Antonio Gates, SD TE $15
99 Beanie Wells, Ari RB $21
107 Andrew Luck, Ind QB $16
113 Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB $9
130 Kenny Britt, Ten WR $6
135 Packers D/ST D/ST $1
150 Brandon Pettigrew, Det TE $7
163 Alex Henery, Phi K $1
175 Mike Tolbert, Car RB $2
187 Danny Amendola, StL WR $1

GILG'S SHADYCAMGRAHAM
14 Cam Newton, Car QB K $1
18 LeSean McCoy, Phi RB $67
41 Jimmy Graham, NO TE $51
53 A.J. Green, Cin WR $33
56 David Akers, SF K $1
85 Nate Washington, Ten WR $6
94 Stevan Ridley, NE RB $10
98 Seahawks D/ST D/ST $3
126 Christian Ponder, Min QB $1
128 Justin Blackmon, Jac WR $7
152 Laurent Robinson, Jac WR $3
154 Robert Turbin, Sea RB $1
162 Rashad Jennings, Jac RB $9
167 Alfred Morris, Wsh RB $1
179 Austin Collie, Ind WR $1
185 Mikel Leshoure, Det RB $5

SOON TO BE ON IR CLUB
12 Matthew Stafford, Det QB K $16
40 Justin Tucker, Bal K $1
48 Brandon Marshall, Chi WR $33
49 Ryan Mathews, SD RB $36
64 Julio Jones, Atl WR $36
70 Kendall Wright, Ten WR $4
84 Kendall Hunter, SF RB $4
91 Antonio Brown, Pit WR $20
124 Cowboys D/ST D/ST $1
129 David Wilson, NYG RB $15
131 Reggie Wayne, Ind WR $18
166 Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE $3
178 Jacquizz Rodgers, Atl RB $1
190 Knowshon Moreno, Den RB $3
199 Ryan Broyles, Det WR $1
207 Kevin Ogletree, Dal WR $6

RIVERS RUNTHRUIT
3 Philip Rivers, SD QB K $47
38 Greg Jennings, GB WR $46
43 Mike Wallace, Pit WR $26
45 Russell Wilson, Sea QB $7
57 Roy Helu, Wsh RB $7
79 Jonathan Stewart, Car RB $11
81 Vernon Davis, SF TE $21
86 Dwayne Bowe, KC WR $17
87 Steelers D/ST D/ST $1
101 Nate Kaeding, Mia K $1
106 Anquan Boldin, Bal WR $8
136 Shane Vereen, NE RB $4
182 Matt Cassel, KC QB $1
193 Brandon Jacobs, SF RB $1
201 Kellen Winslow, FA TE $1
209 Delone Carter, Ind RB $1

PEANUTBUTTER ENEMAS
5 Eli Manning, NYG QB K $13
19 Randy Moss, SF WR $3
20 Rob Gronkowski, NE TE $58
23 Donald Brown, Ind RB $7
33 Titus Young, Det WR $8
44 Fred Jackson, Buf RB $32
47 Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB $11
77 Denarius Moore, Oak WR $8
83 Stephen Gostkowski, NE K $2
89 Shonn Greene, NYJ RB $20
100 Tim Tebow, NYJ QB $2
117 Lance Moore, NO WR $10
123 49ers D/ST D/ST $7
137 Sidney Rice, Sea WR $14
159 Kyle Rudolph, Min TE $1
170 Nate Burleson, Det WR $2

THE AMAZING RAPIST
8 Darren McFadden, Oak RB K $4
22 Peyton Manning, Den QB $23
36 Matt Forte, Chi RB $57
50 Michael Turner, Atl RB $34
78 Steve Smith, Car WR $17
92 Miles Austin, Dal WR $20
115 Malcom Floyd, SD WR $7
122 Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR $5
134 Texans D/ST D/ST $3
172 Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buf QB $4
174 Greg Little, Cle WR $3
177 Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB $4
186 Dexter McCluster, KC RB $1
196 Greg Olsen, Car TE $1
204 Ronnie Hillman, Den RB $1
212 Mike Nugent, Cin K $1
 

ham

Lord Nagafen Raider
1,462
79
anyone interested in taking over commissioner of the 1 keeper/auction league? won't have enough time to do the money, custom and another very well, downsizing to 2
 

edko

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
4,970
4,861
anyone interested in taking over commissioner of the 1 keeper/auction league? won't have enough time to do the money, custom and another very well, downsizing to 2
Pretty sure I am co-com of the auction league, unless you changed it?
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
36,434
115,833
FromWhy Your Team Sucks 2013: Houston Texans

Your one fantasy player everyone will hate:Ben Tate, whom you will draft praying that either A) Arian Foster gets hurt or B) Tate randomly gets all the goal-line carries because Kubiak is the kind of coach who will let one running back consume 80 yards of a drive before inexplicably handing over the scoring privileges to some other prick at jusssst the last second. But neither of those things will happen for Ben Tate. He'll score two touchdowns in a game, then you'll start him in your flex slot, and then he'll fumble eight times the next week and get benched. He's a dick.