SCHAUB ON MY KNOB
7 Josh Freeman, TB QB K $1
16 Ray Rice, Bal RB $68
25 Chris Johnson, Ten RB $61
30 Roddy White, Atl WR $38
133 James Starks, GB RB $1
143 Jason Witten, Dal TE $13
145 Mario Manningham, SF WR $4
148 Coby Fleener, Ind TE $2
161 Leonard Hankerson, Wsh WR $3
168 Carson Palmer, Oak QB $2
173 Taiwan Jones, Oak RB $1
195 Lestar Jean, Hou WR $1
203 Michael Smith, TB RB $2
211 Braylon Edwards, NYJ WR $1
216 Patriots D/ST D/ST $1
219 Lawrence Tynes, NYG K $1
TEAM INJURED RUNNING BACKS
13 Calvin Johnson, Det WR K $48
63 Matt Schaub, Hou QB $14
66 Jordy Nelson, GB WR $33
73 Willis McGahee, Den RB $23
95 Demaryius Thomas, Den WR $15
97 Kevin Smith, Det RB $5
110 Isaac Redman, Pit RB $6
111 Garrett Hartley, NO K $1
114 Fred Davis, Wsh TE $12
121 Jay Cutler, Chi QB $10
125 Pierre Thomas, NO RB $3
139 Bills D/ST D/ST $1
141 Darrius Heyward-Bey, Oak WR $4
153 Brent Celek, Phi TE $1
155 Joe Flacco, Bal QB $4
158 Bernard Scott, Cin RB $6
HERTZ DONUT
4 Johnny Knox, Chi WR K $5
34 Wes Welker, NE WR $36
42 Jake Locker, Ten QB $3
46 Jamaal Charles, KC RB $37
52 Hakeem Nicks, NYG WR $33
60 Jacob Tamme, Den TE $5
61 Steven Jackson, StL RB $32
74 Percy Harvin, Min WR $24
116 Mark Ingram, NO RB $10
118 Ravens D/ST D/ST $3
144 Sebastian Janikowski, Oak K $1
147 Sam Bradford, StL QB $2
149 Dan Bailey, Dal K $2
156 Eagles D/ST D/ST $2
157 Alex Smith, SF QB $4
183 Mike Goodson, Oak RB $1
FIN'S PARADISE
6 Tom Brady, NE QB K $40
26 Marshawn Lynch, Sea RB $41
28 Mason Crosby, GB K $2
29 Andre Johnson, Hou WR $47
75 Steve Johnson, Buf WR $16
80 Brandon Lloyd, NE WR $22
108 C.J. Spiller, Buf RB $12
109 Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE $5
132 Bears D/ST D/ST $1
160 Davone Bess, Mia WR $6
180 Rob Bironas, Ten K $2
184 Jonathan Dwyer, Pit RB $1
194 Brian Quick, StL WR $1
202 Ronnie Brown, SD RB $1
210 Evan Royster, Wsh RB $1
215 Isaiah Pead, StL RB $1
WASHINGTON FAILSKINS
2 Darren Sproles, NO RB K $4
31 Frank Gore, SF RB $31
39 Matt Ryan, Atl QB $15
51 Andy Dalton, Cin QB $4
55 Vincent Jackson, TB WR $21
58 BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB $21
69 Aaron Hernandez, NE TE $14
72 Torrey Smith, Bal WR $17
93 Robert Meachem, SD WR $10
102 Peyton Hillis, KC RB $18
103 DeSean Jackson, Phi WR $25
119 LeGarrette Blount, TB RB $5
127 Michael Crabtree, SF WR $6
138 Felix Jones, Dal RB $6
169 Falcons D/ST D/ST $1
192 Matt Bryant, Atl K $1
ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS
11 Arian Foster, Hou RB K $42
15 Aaron Rodgers, GB QB $68
59 Ben Tate, Hou RB $12
76 Eric Decker, Den WR $15
88 Doug Martin, TB RB $20
120 Cedric Benson, GB RB $21
140 Ryan Williams, Ari RB $4
142 Jets D/ST D/ST $2
151 Randall Cobb, GB WR $3
164 Mike Williams, TB WR $7
189 Dustin Keller, NYJ TE $1
206 Neil Rackers, FA K $1
214 Bernard Pierce, Bal RB $1
218 Jason Snelling, Atl RB $1
221 Lamar Miller, Mia RB $1
223 Eddie Royal, SD WR $1
HOWLING POSSUMS
1 Drew Brees, NO QB K $52
27 Reggie Bush, Mia RB $21
35 Adrian Peterson, Min RB $33
37 Rueben Randle, NYG WR $3
65 Michael Bush, Chi RB $6
68 Marques Colston, NO WR $19
96 Pierre Garcon, Wsh WR $12
104 Jermichael Finley, GB TE $14
105 Toby Gerhart, Min RB $12
112 Jared Cook, Ten TE $4
146 Daniel Thomas, Mia RB $10
176 Jon Baldwin, KC WR $3
191 Jason Hanson, Det K $1
198 Brandon LaFell, Car WR $3
200 Giants D/ST D/ST $1
208 Ryan Tannehill, Mia QB $1
HOPELESS CASES
10 Michael Vick, Phi QB K $4
17 Tony Romo, Dal QB $19
21 Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR $63
24 Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB $71
32 DeMarco Murray, Dal RB $29
165 Matt Prater, Den K $2
171 Owen Daniels, Hou TE $2
181 Robbie Gould, Chi K $2
188 Lions D/ST D/ST $1
197 Tim Hightower, FA RB $1
205 Michael Floyd, Ari WR $1
213 James Jones, GB WR $1
217 Martellus Bennett, NYG TE $1
220 Plaxico Burress, Pit WR $1
222 Andre Caldwell, Den WR $1
224 Jacoby Ford, Oak WR $1
CAMBADA SHARKS
9 Dez Bryant, Dal WR K $16
54 Victor Cruz, NYG WR $26
62 Trent Richardson, Cle RB $22
67 Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR $13
71 Ahmad Bradshaw, NYG RB $28
82 DeAngelo Williams, Car RB $16
90 Antonio Gates, SD TE $15
99 Beanie Wells, Ari RB $21
107 Andrew Luck, Ind QB $16
113 Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB $9
130 Kenny Britt, Ten WR $6
135 Packers D/ST D/ST $1
150 Brandon Pettigrew, Det TE $7
163 Alex Henery, Phi K $1
175 Mike Tolbert, Car RB $2
187 Danny Amendola, StL WR $1
GILG'S SHADYCAMGRAHAM
14 Cam Newton, Car QB K $1
18 LeSean McCoy, Phi RB $67
41 Jimmy Graham, NO TE $51
53 A.J. Green, Cin WR $33
56 David Akers, SF K $1
85 Nate Washington, Ten WR $6
94 Stevan Ridley, NE RB $10
98 Seahawks D/ST D/ST $3
126 Christian Ponder, Min QB $1
128 Justin Blackmon, Jac WR $7
152 Laurent Robinson, Jac WR $3
154 Robert Turbin, Sea RB $1
162 Rashad Jennings, Jac RB $9
167 Alfred Morris, Wsh RB $1
179 Austin Collie, Ind WR $1
185 Mikel Leshoure, Det RB $5
SOON TO BE ON IR CLUB
12 Matthew Stafford, Det QB K $16
40 Justin Tucker, Bal K $1
48 Brandon Marshall, Chi WR $33
49 Ryan Mathews, SD RB $36
64 Julio Jones, Atl WR $36
70 Kendall Wright, Ten WR $4
84 Kendall Hunter, SF RB $4
91 Antonio Brown, Pit WR $20
124 Cowboys D/ST D/ST $1
129 David Wilson, NYG RB $15
131 Reggie Wayne, Ind WR $18
166 Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE $3
178 Jacquizz Rodgers, Atl RB $1
190 Knowshon Moreno, Den RB $3
199 Ryan Broyles, Det WR $1
207 Kevin Ogletree, Dal WR $6
RIVERS RUNTHRUIT
3 Philip Rivers, SD QB K $47
38 Greg Jennings, GB WR $46
43 Mike Wallace, Pit WR $26
45 Russell Wilson, Sea QB $7
57 Roy Helu, Wsh RB $7
79 Jonathan Stewart, Car RB $11
81 Vernon Davis, SF TE $21
86 Dwayne Bowe, KC WR $17
87 Steelers D/ST D/ST $1
101 Nate Kaeding, Mia K $1
106 Anquan Boldin, Bal WR $8
136 Shane Vereen, NE RB $4
182 Matt Cassel, KC QB $1
193 Brandon Jacobs, SF RB $1
201 Kellen Winslow, FA TE $1
209 Delone Carter, Ind RB $1
PEANUTBUTTER ENEMAS
5 Eli Manning, NYG QB K $13
19 Randy Moss, SF WR $3
20 Rob Gronkowski, NE TE $58
23 Donald Brown, Ind RB $7
33 Titus Young, Det WR $8
44 Fred Jackson, Buf RB $32
47 Robert Griffin III, Wsh QB $11
77 Denarius Moore, Oak WR $8
83 Stephen Gostkowski, NE K $2
89 Shonn Greene, NYJ RB $20
100 Tim Tebow, NYJ QB $2
117 Lance Moore, NO WR $10
123 49ers D/ST D/ST $7
137 Sidney Rice, Sea WR $14
159 Kyle Rudolph, Min TE $1
170 Nate Burleson, Det WR $2
THE AMAZING RAPIST
8 Darren McFadden, Oak RB K $4
22 Peyton Manning, Den QB $23
36 Matt Forte, Chi RB $57
50 Michael Turner, Atl RB $34
78 Steve Smith, Car WR $17
92 Miles Austin, Dal WR $20
115 Malcom Floyd, SD WR $7
122 Santonio Holmes, NYJ WR $5
134 Texans D/ST D/ST $3
172 Ryan Fitzpatrick, Buf QB $4
174 Greg Little, Cle WR $3
177 Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB $4
186 Dexter McCluster, KC RB $1
196 Greg Olsen, Car TE $1
204 Ronnie Hillman, Den RB $1
212 Mike Nugent, Cin K $1