Fuck, I don't know where to make this thread. I don't even know what kinda responses I'm gonna get. I figured this was the best place because of this situation. I alluded to this in the jimmy rustling thread, but I figured I need a more appropriate place.
One of my friends turned off his cell phone at his house at 4:24am Saturday morning, drove to Afton State Park, walked into it with his pistol, and never walked out. It's a 1600 acre state park.
My kid and I walked all of the marked trails, and all of the unmarked trails we could find. Obviously he ain't on a trail.
My buddies came out and we started walking all of the game trails and anywhere that looked remotely promising. Obviously nothing.
The sheriff is pretty slow on the uptake, they're just now getting around to putting together a foot search of the non trail areas (they did some ATV work on Sunday, and tried drones, but too much foliage).
This dude was basically the best friend you could ask for. Responsible, mature, easy going (shit, don't think I ever saw him mad), he would drop what he was doing and help you with anything, the fucking dude never said no to anything I asked. For 2 years, he was over every Saturday for Gloomhaven, never missed a week. This week, he turns off his phone at 430am and heads out to end it. I am absolutely devastated.
Sheriff came to talk to me for an hour because apparently I'm the only motherfucker that has spoken to him in quite some time. He said his parents are concerned about him being a "right wing extremist" because "of some things he told them" (like probably not wanting to get vaxxed) and because he has no social media. Really? That's what you've fucking got? First of all, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Right wing extremists are a danger to themselves now? And second of all, no one with a fucking brain has social media these days, and maybe that's why you people never run into anyone without one, you're dealing with the dregs of retardsville. I figured I'd set the record straight, since clearly i'm the only guy that knows him, and made it perfectly clear that he was unequivocally, just an honest to god, good dude. The kind of dude anyone would want as a friend. He was no more "right wing extremist" than any of us able bodied white males these days.
Eventually, I got the feeling I should probably not be talking to the cops this much about a dead guy. We had gotten to the point in the conversation where I told him "you're not looking for a person, you're looking for a body." "What makes you say that?" What the fuck, dude? What the hell are you talking about? He turned off his cell phone at his house. He has zero food in his house, not even a bottle of goddamned water. He drove 30 miles away with his pistol so he wouldn't be a fucking burden to anyone ever again and he'd leave an easy cleanup. Beyond that, you need a gallon of water a day, and he's not drinking outta the fucking St. Croix river. He's fucking dead, dude. Why the fuck am I doing your job for you?
At any rate. I can't just fucking leave him out there. I grabbed OnX Hunt, which has a pretty accurate maps and allows us to mark with GPS where we've searched and we can do this analytically. I've never done this before, but I've got a pretty good idea of what needs to be done. I've got about half a dozen guys who are willing to get their packs on and start fucking walking 10 feet apart thru the shit looking for this dude who deserves way more than this. Do any of you guys do this kinda shit for a living? Have you done this before? Do you have advice or anything to help this go a little easier? It's a 1600 acre state park. I will walk every foot of it for this dude if I have to, but the reality is he could have just waded 30 feet out into the river and even if I do, I'll still never find him, because he's floating to New Orleans right now.
One of my friends turned off his cell phone at his house at 4:24am Saturday morning, drove to Afton State Park, walked into it with his pistol, and never walked out. It's a 1600 acre state park.
My kid and I walked all of the marked trails, and all of the unmarked trails we could find. Obviously he ain't on a trail.
My buddies came out and we started walking all of the game trails and anywhere that looked remotely promising. Obviously nothing.
The sheriff is pretty slow on the uptake, they're just now getting around to putting together a foot search of the non trail areas (they did some ATV work on Sunday, and tried drones, but too much foliage).
This dude was basically the best friend you could ask for. Responsible, mature, easy going (shit, don't think I ever saw him mad), he would drop what he was doing and help you with anything, the fucking dude never said no to anything I asked. For 2 years, he was over every Saturday for Gloomhaven, never missed a week. This week, he turns off his phone at 430am and heads out to end it. I am absolutely devastated.
Sheriff came to talk to me for an hour because apparently I'm the only motherfucker that has spoken to him in quite some time. He said his parents are concerned about him being a "right wing extremist" because "of some things he told them" (like probably not wanting to get vaxxed) and because he has no social media. Really? That's what you've fucking got? First of all, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Right wing extremists are a danger to themselves now? And second of all, no one with a fucking brain has social media these days, and maybe that's why you people never run into anyone without one, you're dealing with the dregs of retardsville. I figured I'd set the record straight, since clearly i'm the only guy that knows him, and made it perfectly clear that he was unequivocally, just an honest to god, good dude. The kind of dude anyone would want as a friend. He was no more "right wing extremist" than any of us able bodied white males these days.
Eventually, I got the feeling I should probably not be talking to the cops this much about a dead guy. We had gotten to the point in the conversation where I told him "you're not looking for a person, you're looking for a body." "What makes you say that?" What the fuck, dude? What the hell are you talking about? He turned off his cell phone at his house. He has zero food in his house, not even a bottle of goddamned water. He drove 30 miles away with his pistol so he wouldn't be a fucking burden to anyone ever again and he'd leave an easy cleanup. Beyond that, you need a gallon of water a day, and he's not drinking outta the fucking St. Croix river. He's fucking dead, dude. Why the fuck am I doing your job for you?
At any rate. I can't just fucking leave him out there. I grabbed OnX Hunt, which has a pretty accurate maps and allows us to mark with GPS where we've searched and we can do this analytically. I've never done this before, but I've got a pretty good idea of what needs to be done. I've got about half a dozen guys who are willing to get their packs on and start fucking walking 10 feet apart thru the shit looking for this dude who deserves way more than this. Do any of you guys do this kinda shit for a living? Have you done this before? Do you have advice or anything to help this go a little easier? It's a 1600 acre state park. I will walk every foot of it for this dude if I have to, but the reality is he could have just waded 30 feet out into the river and even if I do, I'll still never find him, because he's floating to New Orleans right now.
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