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Punko

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I would argue that point but my (otherwise very clever) dog has gotten his head stuck on several occasions, requiring me to save him.

Nature is amazing and so is stupidity.
 

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about th’universe!"

-- not Einstein
 

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My phone just auto corrected tranny to granny and I threw up a little in my mouth. It's because I immediately thought of granny tranny porn. One day a tranny will live long enough to be a grandma and that may be a thing.
 

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And they're the ones that say the previous generation fucked the future over by doing comparatively benign things like inflating the housing market.

We've no idea the Pandora's Box we've unleashed for future generations with the internet and smart phones.
I sometimes honestly think that the only hope for mankind is a major Carrington event that will fry all electronics on the planet and set us back 200 years.
 

pharmakos

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I sometimes honestly think that the only hope for mankind is a major Carrington event that will fry all electronics on the planet and set us back 200 years.
Evolution comes from adversity. It would set us forward by weeding out the weak. No, fucker, Pizza Hut isn't going to deliver anymore, you better get good or die starving.
 
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Vanessa

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I like technology. It's just a tool. The "problem" (if that's how you see it) is with people. Same argument that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Technology is just a -thing- ; we choose how to use it for better or worse.

So that I'm contributing and not just soapboxing LoL:

You've heard bowling is racist because a black ball knocks over all the white pins with red necks? Pool is equally racist... a white ball putting all the colored balls into holes and saving the black ball for last.
 
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Now that I know of the existence of beef bacon, I can't help but wonder if all the shitty bacon I get in restraunts is beef bacon.
 
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Evolution comes from adversity. It would set us forward by weeding out the weak. No, fucker, Pizza Hut isn't going to deliver anymore, you better get good or die starving.

Speaking as an annoying know it all Evolutionary Biology guy..
Evolution doesn't have shit to do with adversity or getting stronger. Heck most of the time it fucks over species by giving them deleterious mutations if anything. One can make the point that adversity in terms of changing environmental factors creates opportunities for Evolution to work within but the idea that it works towards the betterment of a given species is false. Evolution means change and nothing else. 95%+ of the time a given genetic change does jack shit, 4.9% of the time it kills you and that golden .1% actually works out. It's amazing that anything manages to stay alive to be frank but when you have hundreds of millions of years to work with the slight changes (usually) evolution produces together with Directional Selection (individuals that have a beneficial trait survive more often to reproductive age in a given environment and thus have a hugely greater chance of passing on said trait) then you see dramatic effects like speciation and the like.
/yammer

Speaking of being rustled.. I rustled myself at myself earlier.. I called a dude out for being curt/rudeish at his waitress earlier and the jerk ended up hunting me down to give me my hat I'd left at the bar. I should someday learn to keep my mouth shut.
 

Aaron

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I wonder how many gay bars there are that are called Homo Erectus...
 

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Earlier I said to my wife "hey bay, I'm about to blow that bathroom up. Do you need to tinkle first?"

And they say chivalry is dead.
 
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That saying you see your life flash before your eyes before you die, well what if I’m dying and experiencing a lifetime in those few microseconds of remaining consciousness. How would I really know? Shit has gone absolutely crazy, so maybe that’s my brain dying and affecting the memories used in the flash experience. Berenstain bears? Clearly I’m dying.