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I always thought that orange juice was the worst thing to have right after brushing your teeth. Yesterday, i discovered that fresh pineapple takes the cake.
 
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Hoss

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lurkingdirk said:
How do nudists clean their glasses?
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The same way they clean their banisters at home. By licking them.


Lick Licking GIF by Mitski
 
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Hoss said:
yeah i can't figure out what the fuck he's talking about either. is he one of the board's fags? I always forget. I should keep a list. It's not that I don't want to offend them, I just want to know when I'm offending them so I can go all in.
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You're going to need a bigger hard drive to keep that list but did you know that 1 sperm could have like 38MB of data? That's like 16 TBs of info in one load, unless you're Peter North of course. Maybe that's how Bubbles stores all his Alinity pics?
 
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Maybe if we didn't give serial killers cool names like "The Night Stalker," and instead called them something like "The Small PeePee Killer," we'd have fewer serial killers.
 
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Hoss

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lurkingdirk said:
Maybe if we didn't give serial killers cool names like "The Night Stalker," and instead called them something like "The Small PeePee Killer," we'd have fewer serial killers.
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I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together.

The balding killer
The lives with his mom killer
The cross dressing killer
The abandonment issues killer
The Erectile Dysfunction killer.
The closeted homosexual killer.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Hoss said:
I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together.

The balding killer
The lives with his mom killer
The cross dressing killer
The abandonment issues killer
The Erectile Dysfunction killer.
The closeted homosexual killer.
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You're really on to something here!
 
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Nabi

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Those school shootings are kind of an extreme way to show that trans women get PMS as well.
 
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In Rome they had bands in the public toilets to play music to cover up the noise. So at some point...poobard was a job.
 
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