FOH Shower Thoughts

Hoss

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I think spam callers are the only people you're still allowed to sexually harass.

At least, I hope we're allowed to.
 
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DickTrickle

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I'm working with a guy right now who walks like he's got both legs shorter than the other. You know how if someone has one leg severely shorter than the other, their gait is wide and they bounce up and down a lot as they swing around that longer leg? Well, he does it with both legs. It's the darndest thing.
Maybe he's just a pimp.
 

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Someone, somewhere in the United states is unaware that this is their last week with 10 fingers. Happy 4th.
 
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Someone, somewhere in the United states is unaware that this is their last week with 10 fingers. Happy 4th.

Raper 4xtra reportedly lost his fingers during a horrific fireworks accident on the Fourth of July.

The co-host of the No Jumper podcast shared a video of himself holding unlit fireworks in his hand on Friday, July 4. He jokingly asked: “Who wants to get blown up today?... I’m blowing somebody up today.”

While 4xtra hasn’t confirmed the extent of his injuries from the fireworks, his sister Emily created a GoFundMe page to help with his medical expenses.

At the time of writing, the GoFundMe page has raised $715 out of its $28,000 goal.
 
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Julian The Apostate

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I think one of the most important things I learned from my parents is how important is is to do the right thing, especially, when no one is looking. When you do good things when no one is looking, when no one will ever know, and without the need to tell everyone you run into about it, a strange thing starts to happen. You start to feel good about and value yourself and not require validation from any exterior relationship or force. If you are able to gain happiness and value from within and not from any exterior relationship or force, you are less likely to be able to be manipulated in negative ways.
 
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Hoss

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Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male.

The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.
 
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