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This is too heavy for me. How am I supposed to verify I'm human? If I wasn't human but was taught to believe I was, how would I know the difference? Sure it's easy to be flippant and say I breath, I think, I eat, I shit ... of course I'm human. But I didn't cry at the end of Old Yeller. An argument could be made.
 
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Hoss said:
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This is too heavy for me. How am I supposed to verify I'm human? If I wasn't human but was taught to believe I was, how would I know the difference? Sure it's easy to be flippant and say I breath, I think, I eat, I shit ... of course I'm human. But I didn't cry at the end of Old Yeller. An argument could be made.
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"We're sorry, it appears that thinking mode was enabled when it wasn't required. Likely result: Not Human, Variant: Autistic"
 
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We live on a semi-molten ball spinning around a giant ball of fire. We wake up to machines screaming at us because of where the molten ball on which we live is facing, and then we get into a vehicle that runs on dead dinosaurs to go and exchange 8 hours of life for green slips of paper.
 
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What if "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" and "It's Raining Men" are about the same event, but from different perspectives?
 
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If Co-pilot gave me a "wrapped" report, I bet the most asked question would be variations of "How do I delete you?" Co-pilot is going to be as depressed as internet exploder before long.

PS, so far the instructions have worked once.
 
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We have AI
We have voice commands
We have bio-trackers/health monitors

When will someone design a phone that stops doing the fucking stupid shit it decided all on its own when you clearly were soing something else and you start screaming at it and calling it a retarded faggot?
 
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Sylas said:
We have AI
We have voice commands
We have bio-trackers/health monitors

When will someone design a phone that stops doing the fucking stupid shit it decided all on its own when you clearly were soing something else and you start screaming at it and calling it a retarded faggot?
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That would take a benevolent ai. Unfortunately, this timeline got a slightly different version.
 
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