If you ask Rick Astley to give you is copy of the movie Up, he can't give it to you. Yet in not giving it to you he has let you down. Is this the Astley paradox?
I remember a local comedian saying the best part about dating a fat girl is, no matter where you grab, it's like grabbing a titty. Ya know, you can be doing em from behind, and try to reach around but your arms cant reach. Don't matter just grab a handful of arm and start playing with them.