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Since the release of the movie The Matrix, cell phones have pretty much replaced landlines. Landlines were the only way to exit the matrix. Are we doomed?
 
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With the tipping bullshit on POS devices these days, it's no longer quicker to pay with a credit card.
 
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I have a plan to fix pharma advertising. They're already required to list side effects in the ad. I think we should go one step further and require them to show people with the side effects. I don't think this will make pharma ads go away because those ads aren't about getting new customers, they are about legally bribing the networks for positive coverage. But at least it will make them entertaining.
 
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Hoss said:
With the tipping bullshit on POS devices these days, it's no longer quicker to pay with a credit card.
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Fuckers.. I've learned to wait a bit before tapping the card. Food place near me lags a bit then the tip menu comes up. IF you tap before declining, it defaults to 20%. Such a scam.
 
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RobXIII said:
Fuckers.. I've learned to wait a bit before tapping the card. Food place near me lags a bit then the tip menu comes up. IF you tap before declining, it defaults to 20%. Such a scam.
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That's a new level of fuckery I've never seen.
 
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At home Vajankle mold kits. First you make a mold of her ankle ...

You know what? Y'all aint ready for this.
 
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I was looking at goliath groupers and got a disturbing thought. What if you got swallowed by a huge fish with your diving gear on? What would happen?
 
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pwe said:
I was looking at goliath groupers and got a disturbing thought. What if you got swallowed by a huge fish with your diving gear on? What would happen?
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Almost all fish that can fit a whole human in their mouth are filter feeders, and wouldn't swallow you
 
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I wonder how often chubby chasers get their number and there's a hilarious misunderstanding.
 
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