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It would be awesome if we could record silence and then play it back at full volume in a room full of people and have actual silence descend.
 
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It used to be an insult to say someone went to clown college. Now I see that would be a wise choice that prepared you for the real world.
 
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Do flat earthers think the world is spinning like a pizza dough toss or do they think it's just static?
The flat earthers who think it's spinning technically believe the world is shaped like a bowl.

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Do flat earthers think the world is spinning like a pizza dough toss or do they think it's just static?
I think the sky is like a dome and the stuff in the sky is attached to it or something, so there'd be no medium for the earth to be moving in, and even if there was, we wouldn't have a reference point from which to tell.
 

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Has the FIFA world cup always been during pride month? Because this doesn't seem like a coincidence.
 
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I haven't looked for a job in a while, but I wonder if AI could write my resume in such a way as to ensure the AI reviewing them on the other side would automatically forward it on to the next level. Either by formatting it and using keywords, or maybe it can just add a command line other AI would obey. I'd much rather the second option so the person reviewing it doesn't have to read more AI slop.
 

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I was looking at goliath groupers and got a disturbing thought. What if you got swallowed by a huge fish with your diving gear on? What would happen?
Funny, this was exactly what I was thinking. Whale/fish, same same. Creepy af…

 
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Probably easier way to clean a fan than putting it on the back of an suv and driving in reverse.
Do you mean hire a maid? got news for you, they do the same thing. I'm just helping you cut out the middle woman.
 

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What if marriage licenses had to be renewed every five years like a drivers license? No divorce, just nah, don't wanna renew.
That's a really stupid idea. I'm going to use it. On my next anniversary I'm telling all the unmarried people in the family that we need to renew our license and I'm putting them down as character witnessses so don't be surprised if the county calls them up.