FOH Shower Thoughts

lurkingdirk · Oct 27, 2026

An electric toothbrush and an escalator can both break but the original goal can still be achieved.

wellijustdontknow · Oct 27, 2026

lurkingdirk said:
An electric toothbrush and an escalator can both break but the original goal can still be achieved.

It depends on how tragically they break.

Kajiimagi · Oct 27, 2026

wellijustdontknow said:
It depends on how tragically they break.
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yeah, this, escalators are shit.

Hoss · Oct 28, 2026

wellijustdontknow said:
It depends on how tragically they break.
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There's a tragic failure mode for teethbrushes too.

lurkingdirk · Saturday at 7:41 PM

If I were a slab of concrete I would love being powerwashed. I think that would make me so excited.

lurkingdirk · Monday at 1:09 PM

If are cooking dinner in a crockpot and you die, whomever finds your body will have a nice warm meal ready for them.

wellijustdontknow · Monday at 1:38 PM

lurkingdirk said:
If are cooking dinner in a crockpot and you die, whomever finds your body will have a nice warm meal ready for them.

And a cool dessert...

lurkingdirk · Monday at 4:56 PM

Water is never really yours, it's just your turn to drink it.

Kajiimagi · Monday at 10:14 PM

rather than stop daylight saving time, lean into it and keep 'falling back' until it is yesterday.

lurkingdirk · Tuesday at 9:02 PM

You cannot unmountain dew what ha already been moutain done.

lurkingdirk · 2026-11-05T17:05:54-0500

I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

Maximis Velocity · 2026-11-05T17:38:12-0500

lurkingdirk said:
I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

parts designed to wear out?

Kajiimagi · 2026-11-05T18:20:05-0500

lurkingdirk said:
I wonder who made the decision that eyes and teeth should be separate from healthcare.

Well for teeth it was obviously the British.