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Been having some vivid dreams lately, have ya?

you took a break for a bit, right? maybe you weren't around last December when i started a poll about disallowing porn in the FSR and it ended up blowing up and causing Ryanz to rage quit the forum. it's a sorta funny thread, might be worth going back to read if you're extra bored.
 
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you took a break for a bit, right? maybe you weren't around last December when i started a poll about disallowing porn in the FSR and it ended up blowing up and causing Ryanz to rage quit the forum. it's a sorta funny thread, might be worth going back to read if you're extra bored.

Figured you were having some crazy chemo-fueled kink dreams.
 

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Okay I gave this some thought today . . . maybe more thought than I should, as I was at work and should have been more professional etc.

So what I have is a basic run-through of what I think is a practical idea that can be made easily and within logic.

So my idea is based on using the talent or similar, that was in the last film, 2 good looking girls who went as far as top-less and did a soft core bondage / tickle-play scene. If we use them again or get a few new faces is all fine, but the idea is based on using 2 girls, currently with no male performers ( that can be changed as my idea is just the frame-work / set up )

Also the filming location for this whole thing is simply a house or apartment that will let this be filmed.

^^^ So to emphasize again I worked this idea out to be level headed and not asking for too much more than what we had gotten last time, but with a totally new story / plot. This can be expanded on by others as it's a group project.

Okay, so the short synopsis is: Random hot girl whos made a career from swindling money or X-boxes from web forums, tries it with FoH but isn't prepared for what happens and pays the "consequences".

So a run through:

Starts with hot girl in her bedroom, perhaps at a desktop computer or laying on the bed with a laptop. We hear her inner thoughts as she goes through this process.

"I need to get some money soon, or if I can get something I can sell easy . . . X boxes perhaps."

"I need a forum of guys I can wow with my looks . ." this continues for a bit until she finds FoH "Perhaps these guys . . . middle aged video game nerds = jackpot!"

She sets up a membership and then tries to put in a few innocent posts to blend in and seem legit.

"What's this thread, Gamergate and all things SJW?? . . . I better post something there . . . (as she types) SJU, my cousin studied engineering there."

"Oh another popular thread Pan'eth'eon . . . Oh it's a game of some type . . (as she types) I'm so looking forwards to this game, want it in time for Christmas."

After a bit more of this, she then sets up her own thread where she starts to talk about her bad home-life and how tough paying bills is and making it clear that she's just venting. But it would be so good to get her young son an X-box for his birthday.

Quickly there's some replies, she then promises some boob shots and the hint of more. A few more replies, she then gets up and takes a few top-less selfies. So here's a chance for some early nudity. ( Oh yes I have this planned in a classic 3 act structure )

She puts the topless shots into her thread and then has to leave for several minutes. The camera advances towards the screen and the FoH page as ominous music plays. A Place card saying 'Several minutes later' she gets back and starts reading the replies she's gotten. Each reply just builds confusion.

"Better than Lori's" . . . "Still think there's a dick she's hiding" . . . "Better than the donkey??". . . she then sees that a Vanessa has countered her challenge and put up boob pictures, but that other forum members have rated as faggotry. "???" . . . with a last thing of: And this guy wants to know how big my dick is?

This gets interrupted by a ring of the front door. Still confused she heads off to answer the door. Opens the door to find girl #2 who is dressed a bit like a tough cop, mirror sunglasses and hat but with a tight T-shirt, logo of FoH across the chest.

Girl #2 "I have been sent, from the internet . . . They sent me" pointing at logo, close up needed ;-)

Girl #1 " You're . . . here to measure my penis??"

Girl #2 " What?"

Girl #1 " Yeah I . . . I don't know what I thought, but I don't have one"

Girl #2 then directs her back into the house, then into the bedroom, this then leads into the 'discipline' stage where Girl #2 ties Girl #1 to the bed and then the rest is . . . whatever we / they make it.
 
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Siliconemelons

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"Plots" are always just a series of scenes that are linked with some form of...nonsense.

One scene needs to be a line up, 4+ girls full nude in front of a huge mirror comparing themselves - tits sized from small/med to med to large (actual large! by this forums general discription, i mean HUGE because...you fools link nat C's are "HUGE") anywho- thats the crux, the small tit girl is like "These are C's, sometimes D's!" and we can do the entire, who was it Trex? boob size debacle.

You can mix this scene with a forum favorite past time and that is posting a pic of nude chicks in a lineup ABCD or 1234 and people ranking them- so this could also be infront of a webcam - and the live chat is like "A is my #1! those boobs! nice C's" - next comment "no those are d's!" etc. etc.

If you have a male+female interaction it could be a scene around "donor status"
 

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Why does there have to be a plot? Just hardcore gonzo, whilst girls shout degrading insults addressed to various FoH members.
 
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ZyyzYzzy

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Now, I know this will be unpopular, but we need a gay scene with keg getting pegged in front of college admins to prove hes a faggot
 
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Bubbles

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Now, I know this will be unpopular, but we need a gay scene with keg getting pegged in front of college admins to prove hes a faggot
Is pegging really gay if the pegger (is that a word? Well, it is now) is a woman?
 

Mist

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I actually kinda like the idea of it being a plot-driven softcore rather than just a random mashup of FoH memes with some tits involved.

Dude starts stalking a cam-whore because he's convinced she isn't paying her taxes, discovers that she's actually stuck in an abusive relationship and presumably desperate to get away but its more complicated than that because her domineering girlfriend is actually a very well connected criminal who smuggles opiates inside of game consoles. Some kind of craziness ensues and our camwhore in distress is rescued, but when our hero tries to claim the reward he so rightfully earned, camwhore tries to friendzone him because she's not bisexual. Except...POW REVERSE MILLIE! Protagonist has actually been a chick pretending to be a dude all along because male privilege or something.
Needs more underwater aliens.
 

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takemymoney.jpg

Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?
 
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The first was the worst porno I ever watched. Yes. I jerked off to it. But I was weirded out the whole time
 
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Sentagur

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Whats the going price on a burned out, C(or D)-list type of a celebrity doing a cameo appearance? Doesnt have to be nude. I would love this thing to live forever on the internets as a monument.
 

Mist

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Whats the going price on a burned out, C(or D)-list type of a celebrity doing a cameo appearance? Doesnt have to be nude. I would love this thing to live forever on the internets as a monument.
Wait.

Two words.

John McAfee.
 
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