This seems like a sensitive topic for you dickSounds like you have a healthy view of women, Big Database.
Your cat going to be the ring bearer?Who wants to come to the wedding?
Nah, just feel bad for you man. Yeah, good luck though. At least you'll always have your yacht, right?This seems like a sensitive topic for you dick
Until that bitch takes it away from you in the divorce. Fucking gold digging bitch. Bitch.Nah, just feel bad for you man. Yeah, good luck though. At least you'll always have your yacht, right?
Oh c'mon dick. We all know you don't feel bad for me. Be honest with yourself bro.Nah, just feel bad for you man. Yeah, good luck though. At least you'll always have your yacht, right?
Maybe. I got my cat Bros void and iannis flying in. Rented a private island in the Caribbean.Your cat going to be the ring bearer?
Oh c'mon dick. We all know you don't feel bad for me. Be honest with yourself bro.
Oh dick. C'mon man. You don't care about me.Not true, I do.
Oh dick. C'mon man. You don't care about me.
Naw dawg. Life is actually pretty baller right now. Engaged, got a yacht, became a cat dad. It's great man. Thinking of buying one of these new 2020 Corvettes. Never been a vette guy and it's usually old dudes driving then because they're too poor to afford at least a Porsche but I figure it could be a cheap fun car to beef up as a side project.I think there's a sad broken little puppy under this veneer you've created. There's plenty of just plain asshole dipshits that I would laugh at their misfortune. I think there's something more tragic going on with you.
Good eye! I totally forgot about the countach.Looks like a Countach to me. Definitely sad and no doubt why they used that pic.
EDIT ('cause I can, haha!): Also, 251 days to 'seal the deal'? That seems like a long time to wait just to get laid, bro.
Who wants to come to the wedding?
Yeah it'll be on ChaturbateGoing to stream the wedding?