Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

Foler said:

please be a comic at a mathematics convention in my thread

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Ok. Numbers are like Lay's potato chips. You can't stop at one.

What's the difference between a mathematician and a computer scientist?

A computer scientist hangs around with a bunch of zeros.

If it were up to me, we would all get along. I really mean that. But it can seem like an endless road, isn't that right folks? But that's set theory!

One of my dearest friends, who was nice enough to greet me at the airport to come see you fine people tonight, was perplexed about what could possibly be funny about mathematics. I told him, "Numbers are everywhere!" He said prove it, all butch. I said, "Tom, tell me, how old is your youngest kid?" Tom sprang across the table and has a very strong grip, and he has me around the throat yelling at me, "We don't talk about my kids! That's last warning." So I'm fixing my tie, still pretty dazed since I don't usually get a human clawhammer to the trachea, realizing this isn't a mathematics convention.

I'm being audited by Tom fucking Cruise and shit just got real.