Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

Been on hold for 30 minutes with usps. They allegedly delivered two of my packages. We're they in my mailbox? No.

Wtf USPS. Been contemplating a chill way to handle this and think I'm going to put dog poop under my mailbox handle randomly until I receive my packages.

45 minutes. Fuck you usps

45 minutes and I fuck you not they put me on the phone with a Chinaman who barely spoke English. Fucking USps and we're outsourcing to Chinamen.

Hosix said:

I am watching Alien.

Foler whats your favorite movie in the Alien franchise?

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I don't believe in franchises.

So I'm drinking my coffee this morning scanning sexual predators over in my area. The usual.

Came across this. Only 33 y/o..

Nice.

Big Dick, she ain't that bad?

DickTrickle said:

I mean, she's not that bad, especially in the context of kiddy diddlers, but she's nothing memorable. I guess if your kink is banging sexual predators, she's probably in the top tier there.

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What I mean is in the context of being a predator. Not that I'm into them namean.

Hosix said:

You prolly have to convince her you are a large child....

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You guys know me well enough that that should be pretty easy.