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Cinge

Cinge

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Jait_sl said:
By posting douchebag pictures like LOOK AT US IN WINE COUNTRY!! I would assume you are there for the FUCKING WINE and not to fuck sheep in the valley.

So here is a protip: Putting ice in wine destroys every aspect of it. Lets assume you have no 20th and 21st century inventions which could cool your wine out there in Sheepfucker Valley. I notice.. much like Sherlock Fucking Holmes.. you have ICE AND A GOD-DAMNED RIVER IN FRONT OF YOU. Put the ice in a bag, with some of that fancy river water in it and gently move the god-damned wine bottle around in it until it's cold.

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So angry over wine..

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Sutekh

Sutekh

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Cinge_sl said:
So angry over wine..

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You look like a tard when you smell the cork from wine bottles in restaurants. They hand you the cork to show evidence that the bottle hasn't been opened before, not for your dumbass to sniff it.

Therefore this picture is wrong.
 
Rope

Rope

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Sutekh_sl said:
You look like a tard when you smell the cork from wine bottles in restaurants. They hand you the cork to show evidence that the bottle hasn't been opened before, not for your dumbass to sniff it.

Therefore this picture is wrong.
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Cork taint - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Granted, one would be able to taste the ass that a corked bottle of wine would put forth but a simple sniff would save one from such joy.
 
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

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Why do they have blue/purple thongs? Do these dumb hoes not realize the asari strippers had black ones?

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