Back in the day a friend of mine spent 6 months and $15k turning a 1970 El Camino into a Street / Strip Hot Rod. It was gorgeous ( for an ugly El Camino).
A little too much pedal on the very first corner leaving his house and he put it right into a wall. We pushed it back to his house for 6 more months of work.
A deer walked into a store in Colorado. The shop owner gave her some cookies. After leaving the store, she returned after half an hour with her entire family.
