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Voyce

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Haus

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1 and 5 really doing a lot to carry the team here. 3 isn't ugly.

How about this lineup instead:

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Hooters has simply lost track of what males 18-30 find "thirst worthy" these days. They need to rebrand with waitresses between 30-36 years old, chesty, dressed as "slutty mommy figures" and rename the place "milkers". On weekends they rotate outfits and go for "Big Titty Goth Girlfriend". Maybe throw in "Asian Gamer E-girl" Sundays or something. This is the way to the zoomer male hormone driven wallet.

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Janx

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Haus said:
Hooters has simply lost track of what males 18-30 find "thirst worthy" these days. They need to rebrand with waitresses between 30-36 years old, chesty, dressed as "slutty mommy figures" and rename the place "milkers". On weekends they rotate outfits and go for "Big Titty Goth Girlfriend". Maybe throw in "Asian Gamer E-girl" Sundays or something. This is the way to the zoomer male hormone driven wallet.

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Then rename it from Hooters to Step Mom

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Haus said:
Hooters has simply lost track of what males 18-30 find "thirst worthy" these days. They need to rebrand with waitresses between 30-36 years old, chesty, dressed as "slutty mommy figures" and rename the place "milkers". On weekends they rotate outfits and go for "Big Titty Goth Girlfriend". Maybe throw in "Asian Gamer E-girl" Sundays or something. This is the way to the zoomer male hormone driven wallet.

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Hooters is doing ok financially last I read about the top 500. Its the 20-30 year old generation of kids that just dont drink like my generation or older thats causing a lot of that kind of business to slow down. I still see plenty of kids in that age, dont get me wrong. Its just nothing like how it was when we were all growing up. The outfits are definitely dated, though. I can barely tell where the outfit has changed all that much since the Hooters franchise came about in 1983. If anything, its gotten less revealing.

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Speaking of bar tenders and such - Local hockey player leaves this... "rough"... looking chick this tip Friday night. She takes his pic and a pic of the receipt and posts it on their facebook page. Cool, hes an idiot. The bar tenders we know were giving us hell last night acting like we should be tipping that much. Yea fucking right. :trump:

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