Fuck that, you beat me you earned it bitch. Go easy , what dat?

As an elf I donut approve of cutting trees, but those machines are so much fun to use in farm simulator!
Every single one of those larping cosplayers got the bullet.

Im gonna ask the black guy at work tomorrow who looks just like you if this is true.Fun Fact! Generally speaking...black people don't do mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving.
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Im gonna ask the black guy at work tomorrow who looks just like you if this is true.
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LOL!
This came up with my neighbors who keep inviting me to Thanksgiving this year. Karen (her real name) is having chocolate cream pie. I was like WTF is that? We don't eat that. Donna is doing mash and gravy. I was like WTF you having mashed? There's too much OTHER good shit to make. Dickie and Diane (the old couple across the street) tried enticing me with pumpkin pie. I joked saying I don't wear brown boots and sweaters guys. Thanks anyway.
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Should be a chocolate custard in a pie crust. Assuming they aren't weird.chocolate cream pie. I was like WTF is that?



Non-smoked brisket?! Fucking monsters!I'm white, but I agree with that skit 100%. This past weekend, I went to visit my Mom, and was offered a plate from a friendsgiving. It had non-smoked brisket, and the potato salad had black olives in it. I did not partake!
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Oh no, I have to disagree. A chocolate cream pie made from scratch isn't just two to three ingredients. Melting chocolate, tempering the eggs, homemade crust... It is definitely a pie.Chocolate cream pie is such a conundrum.
I mean, its fake "food magazine" food. Its not cooking. I have a hard time really thinking of it as a pie, they bought 2 or 3 ingredients and put one on top of the other then served it. Skill-less, soulless, just an embarrassment to anyone who takes pride in cooking a delicious dessert.
Its also really fucking tasty.
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Completely fair. I concede the point, if you actually made it from scratch with homemade chocolate pudding and a homemade pie crust thats a real pie.Oh no, I have to disagree. A chocolate cream pie made from scratch isn't just two to three ingredients. Melting chocolate, tempering the eggs, homemade crust... It is definitely a pie.

