Diemess
Silver Knight of the Realm
- 433
- 142
Funny, Strange, Random Pics
- Thread starter Wintermute
- Start date
innysoludar
Vyemm Raider
- 596
- 3,341
innysoludar
Vyemm Raider
- 596
- 3,341
- 41,098
- 175,283
My GF just found this out after many a shower on me and now she's a little self conscience about it. It honestly doesn't bother me except for the pain in the ass clean up, which is a joy if it's in the living room or anywhere carpeted.Wait, people DIDN'T think it was basically urine?
Tsar Bomba
Molten Core Raider
- 498
- 1,575
innysoludar
Vyemm Raider
- 596
- 3,341
I had a couple squirters.. It never smelled like pee but I googled the fuck out of it the first time I had someone do it and yeah it pretty much sounded like it was... yeah gross but eh fuck it.
Seananigans
Honorary Shit-PhD
- 12,020
- 29,355
I think for a lot of chicks it is, but I've seen some things that just don't add up if it's pee. Like trajectory, consistency, etc.
Furious
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 2,923
- 4,994
Still pissI think for a lot of chicks it is, but I've seen some things that just don't add up if it's pee. Like trajectory, consistency, etc.
Seananigans
Honorary Shit-PhD
- 12,020
- 29,355
So I guess the really simple test would be to have your GF/whomever eat a bunch of asparagus, or perform some other extreme urine-altering thing, and then "squirt." Seems easy enough, report back, people!
cabbitcabbit
NeoGaf Donator
- 2,622
- 7,916
Or a higly betacyanin saturated beetroot. That way her pee will be colored red. Gotta make sure she's not bleeding though. Have at it, vegetarians.
Tenjikuronin
Avatar of War Slayer
- 7,097
- 15,136
Stop this fucking disgusting derail and get back to more normal shit; like tranies caked in make up and Photoshop!
