Girls who broke your heart thread

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Eomer said:
Depends how drunk I am.

But seriously, I don"t know what the fuck Aladain is even fucking talking about. I repeatedly pointed out in regards to the latest girl I mentioned that I haven"t been the one texting her or trying to set things up, it was and is all her.
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I"m just giving you shit, man, while congrating Dabamaf in the same post.
 
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i had a pretty nasty herpes scare the other day but it turned out to just be a rash from some sort of reaction or razor bumps from shaving my dick or something

yeah i shave my dick
 
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My 18-year-old chick tried to friend zone me and I said "I"m not your friend," to her face and she called me a selfish bastard. I left and didn"t even feel too sad about it. She texted me on the way home saying she wasn"t ready to date, and that she was happy I hadn"t kissed her because she wasn"t ready for that and so on. I continued to talk with her as I drove home because, well, why not, and as I pulled into my driveway the conclusion was that she really liked me and it scared her. And that I should continue to cuddle her and she"ll kiss me when she"s ready.

And you know what, I"m okay with that now, and I was okay with that then. Unlike most of you, I"m not in it to get my rocks off, I like the feeling of touching someone while falling asleep with Futurama on. So anyway I was expecting to just be that guy for a few weeks or whatever, and then she just leaned in and kissed me the next time we were together. And she looked at me and said, I feel so, so much better. Do you? And it did feel better. And then, more kissing.

You know what, if you don"t like this, and it"s gay to want to snuggle the hell out of someone and feel connected and wanted for 2 hours at the end of the day, and wait a few days to get kissed after you first meet someone, fuck you. I"m having a good time and if it doesn"t work out, whatever, I felt good in the meantime.
 
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Aamina said:
My 18-year-old chick tried to friend zone me and I said "I"m not your friend," to her face and she called me a selfish bastard. I left and didn"t even feel too sad about it. She texted me on the way home saying she wasn"t ready to date, and that she was happy I hadn"t kissed her because she wasn"t ready for that and so on. I continued to talk with her as I drove home because, well, why not, and as I pulled into my driveway the conclusion was that she really liked me and it scared her. And that I should continue to cuddle her and she"ll kiss me when she"s ready.

And you know what, I"m okay with that now, and I was okay with that then. Unlike most of you, I"m not in it to get my rocks off, I like the feeling of touching someone while falling asleep with Futurama on. So anyway I was expecting to just be that guy for a few weeks or whatever, and then she just leaned in and kissed me the next time we were together. And she looked at me and said, I feel so, so much better. Do you? And it did feel better. And then, more kissing.

You know what, if you don"t like this, and it"s gay to want to snuggle the hell out of someone and feel connected and wanted for 2 hours at the end of the day, and wait a few days to get kissed after you first meet someone, fuck you. I"m having a good time and if it doesn"t work out, whatever, I felt good in the meantime.
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this cannot be real
 
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Aamina said:
My 18-year-old chick tried to friend zone me and I said "I"m not your friend," to her face and she called me a selfish bastard. I left and didn"t even feel too sad about it. She texted me on the way home saying she wasn"t ready to date, and that she was happy I hadn"t kissed her because she wasn"t ready for that and so on. I continued to talk with her as I drove home because, well, why not, and as I pulled into my driveway the conclusion was that she really liked me and it scared her. And that I should continue to cuddle her and she"ll kiss me when she"s ready.

And you know what, I"m okay with that now, and I was okay with that then. Unlike most of you, I"m not in it to get my rocks off, I like the feeling of touching someone while falling asleep with Futurama on. So anyway I was expecting to just be that guy for a few weeks or whatever, and then she just leaned in and kissed me the next time we were together. And she looked at me and said, I feel so, so much better. Do you? And it did feel better. And then, more kissing.

You know what, if you don"t like this, and it"s gay to want to snuggle the hell out of someone and feel connected and wanted for 2 hours at the end of the day, and wait a few days to get kissed after you first meet someone, fuck you. I"m having a good time and if it doesn"t work out, whatever, I felt good in the meantime.
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Back in the friend zone.
 
Voyce

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It"s like that Episode of Louie where he fucking realizes he"s being a little cunt mans up, tells her off. Then two minutes later when he receives validation from her, he reverts back to his slobbery cunt-like self. I think it"s called learned helplessness or something like that, my Dad has the same shit it"s pathetic.


If she"s unwilling todateyou, cut her loose.




I mean the same fucking attitude, fuck us, blah blah blah, I"m happy. Then shit will hit the fan again and you post here...again, are you looking for advice or do you like posting your sadness online to be mocked?

Some people here actually do know what the fuck they"re talking about, and you writing us off as being misogynistic or unsentimental shows clear lack of experience on your part.
 
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Aamina said:
Aaand she just texted me to have sex with her. So yeah, chill, I think it"s safe to say we"re dating.
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Good I"m happy for you, now ravage that shit.




AND DON"T INVEST YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY RIGHT FROM THE GET GO. GIVE IT SOME TIME.
 
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Seriously depressed tonight. Fuck me, I suck at dating. I can"t attract women to fucking save my life. The only women that are ever interested in me are fucking obese or ugly (ie less than a 5). Even counting that it"s been over a month since I last had sex. (Last girl was obese, 26 unemployed, living at home with her crazy super-religious parents, uneducated and just pissed me off in so many ways, like she didn"t believe in evolution) Even then, I still fucked her just because I was horny and she basically threw herself at me. Which just made me feel bad afterwards.

I"m 29, single with no kids, 5"9, 200lbs, make just over a hundred grand a year and am completely miserable.
 
Malkav

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Have some goddamn self respect for fuck sake.

As I said earlier in the thread, I"m currently too fucking busy to go and find a nice girl, it"s far down on my "to-do" list, and I haven"t fucked since like christmas, but that doesn"t fucking mean I"m gonna start harpooning dumb fat chicks.
 
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Antarius said:
Seriously depressed tonight. Fuck me, I suck at dating. I can"t attract women to fucking save my life. The only women that are ever interested in me are fucking obese or ugly (ie less than a 5). Even counting that it"s been over a month since I last had sex. (Last girl was obese, 26 unemployed, living at home with her crazy super-religious parents, uneducated and just pissed me off in so many ways, like she didn"t believe in evolution) Even then, I still fucked her just because I was horny and she basically threw herself at me. Which just made me feel bad afterwards.

I"m 29, single with no kids, 5"9, 200lbs, make just over a hundred grand a year and am completely miserable.
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Try a hooker. Like a high class escort. It would do wonders for your self-esteem :p

Seriously now, I will always regret not getting a "escort experience" when I was young and single. Now I am married and I can"t do it anymore, because I don"t want to cheat. But i still regret I haven"t done it before.

I am not saying it will make you feel better, maybe it will actually make you feel worse. But the experience itself is way better than fucking a whale or a 5.
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Aamina said:
My 18-year-old chick tried to friend zone me and I said "I"m not your friend," to her face and she called me a selfish bastard. I left and didn"t even feel too sad about it. She texted me on the way home saying she wasn"t ready to date, and that she was happy I hadn"t kissed her because she wasn"t ready for that and so on. I continued to talk with her as I drove home because, well, why not, and as I pulled into my driveway the conclusion was that she really liked me and it scared her. And that I should continue to cuddle her and she"ll kiss me when she"s ready.

And you know what, I"m okay with that now, and I was okay with that then. Unlike most of you, I"m not in it to get my rocks off, I like the feeling of touching someone while falling asleep with Futurama on. So anyway I was expecting to just be that guy for a few weeks or whatever, and then she just leaned in and kissed me the next time we were together. And she looked at me and said, I feel so, so much better. Do you? And it did feel better. And then, more kissing.

You know what, if you don"t like this, and it"s gay to want to snuggle the hell out of someone and feel connected and wanted for 2 hours at the end of the day, and wait a few days to get kissed after you first meet someone, fuck you. I"m having a good time and if it doesn"t work out, whatever, I felt good in the meantime.
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She friend-zoning you: expected.
You manning up and telling her you"re not her friend: totally unexpected.
She wanting to fuck you after you manned up: expected.

I read this post and thought, "damn, Aamina figured out how to be a man." Then I saw everyone criticize, got confused at criticism, then read on to see she kissed you shortly after, validating my first impression.

Don"t misunderstand what happened. You did exactly what I, and most people, advocate here. Being after just physical comfort is fine. You don"t have to go slay a thousand bitches to be a man. As Tenks mentioned, everyone"s after different things. As long as you ARE GETTING what you want, and not being bitch boy HOPING you get what you want, you maintain your dignity and your attractiveness.

I think that"s the 2nd story I read here where a guy got friended, rejected the friendship, and it turned into something physical.

The one and only way out of the friend zone: callous denial of friendship?
 
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