Enema fucks fatties!
Everytime I read your posts I just imagine this sad spineless little man, with a gigantic fat woman sitting on top of him. She"s so fat that she only bathes one a week due to water pressure issues. So she"s sitting there, on top of you, and she"s fucking greasy. Her fat rolls are already covering up her pussy and you can"t tell if you"re fucking a belly button or a vagina. She"s moving back and forth in the most lazy manner possible while her giant saggy water balloons are dangling in the air in the exact way nice breasts don"t.
In one hand she"s got a giant roast beef sandwich that she"s trying to eat while she appeases you for your once a year fucking on your birthday. Pieces of greasy beef are falling out of the sandwich and landing on you, and she bends over to eat them off you. She"s mildly enjoying herself, so she squeezes the sandwich tighter and tighter, causing it to spill more and more. The other hand is placed on your chest, so that she can balance herself because every muscle in her core is weak from never actually moving.
You tried to be sexy and reach around and stick a finger in her asshole, but you realize you can"t get any fingers in, because she doesn"t wipe and all the hair around her asshole is covered in petrified shit. One little piece breaks off and gets wrapped around your finger. At this exact moment she"s trying to be sexy and takes your finger, covered in poop, and sticks it in your mouth so that she can get it lubed up and maybe it will go in her asshole now. You don"t want to kill the mood, or ruin your once a year fuck, so you let it slide and just swallow the piece of crusty turd.
Your bed sheets are stained with shit because she"s too lazy to even wipe her ass when she gets off the pot. That gives your entire house a general aroma of poop, almost as if you constantly have something rotting in your gut. At this exact moment this gigantic beast reaches orgasm and lets out a moan that sound strangely similar to a hippopotamus taking a shit. She asks you to roll over on your stomach, because she wants to lay, naked, on your back, because she thinks she"s Renee Russo in "The Thomas Crown Affair." She now has all 300 pounds of herself pushing your nose and face into her shit stains on the bed, and your entire pulmonary system is acting as a filter for her shit. With every romantic breath your take you"re bringing the shit particles all the way into your lungs. You"re actually cleaning the shit off the bed with your saliva and alveoli.
Her greasy stomach almost feels like warm BBQ sauce on your back, which you find mildly stimulating, and the stinky pussy juice oozing out of her gigantic cunt is dripping on your balls, which are hurting because they aren"t getting any blood to them. Finally she rolls off of you and her arms fling upwards and drape the sides of her pillow. You can see her gigantic hairy armpits which have little pieces of lint all stuck inside of them. You decide this was one of the better fucks you ever had, and you place your head, face first, in her stinky armpit and just take a deep breath, sigh, and pass out with the biggest smile in your face.
