Girls who broke your heart thread
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Oh noes! Texting while driving?!? You should never ever even kiss this girl because she texts while she drives! If I ever found out any of the girls I date texted while they drove a car, I would just die.Lenaldo said:
Kind of understandable.. people who text and talk on the cell while driving irritate the shit out of me. Since most people are horrible fucking drivers anyway..last thing they need to do is text/talk on a phone while driving.
Yeah I dont like it much either, but judging someone on them texting while they drive if you havent seen them do it is idiotic. Especially judging someone that your just trying to bang by their habits is idiotic.Occido said:
I have to back Occido up on this one. Living in northern Virginia has taught me that everyone in a car is a fucking moron, and the more idiotic things they do at one time the more I hate them.Occido said:
I never said he shouldnt fuck her.. i actually said to give her aids.... Fuck her all you want, just make sure she doesnt multiply(IE give her aids)..
But ya... everyone knows women cant drive.. especially women busy texting!(ZOMG SEX WAR)
But ya... everyone knows women cant drive.. especially women busy texting!(ZOMG SEX WAR)
Yeah, judging someone by their driving habits doesn"t mean they"re a bad person. They just have shitty driving habits.EmpireF4i said:
Too many people do stupid shit while they drive.
Women putting on make-up
Drinking/eating
Texting/Talking on the phone
THE BLINKER IS GOD DAMN REQUIRMENT PEOPLE NOT AN OPTIONAL ACCESSORY!
Speaking of blinkers... this asshole yesterday turns on his -RIGHT- blinker, moves over to the right of the road to (what I thought was to turn into the Little Ceasars parking lot) instead cranks his shit left and flips a bitch. I damn near T-boned his ass. So I wailed on the horn and the fucker gave me a look like it was my fault.
Yeah, I called him a fucking idiot and made cracks at his obvious shitty driving skills, but doesn"t mean the guys a horrible person. Just shouldn"t be driving.
Though of all the states I"ve drivin" in I must say..
California, Utah, Illinois (Chicago specifically) and New York have the worst drivers in the country, imo anyway.
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^ Have you driven in NYC? I don"t know if they are the worst or the best drivers in the world. I loved it. We could fit 7 cars across in a 5 lane road, haha!
I drive in Southern California every day and I think next to NYC, the drivers here have to be the worst in america.
People in Chicago know that they have to get their shit together and move. Driving through all the hick states surrounding us is incredibly painful. It"s okay to go at least the speed limit (but preferably 5-10 over)! It"s okay to drive like you"re not retarded when it rains/snows - just don"t punch the gas and give yourself a little extra braking time and you"re good! People in general seem to have issues with wet/snowy conditions, but it seems to be much worse in rural areas.
NYC was crazy as hell. I"d be afraid to drive there, but I think technically they"re better drivers than us because they can manage to function in those conditions - I wish I could drive like they do. If people drove through NYC or Chicago like they do in cities like St. Louis, people would just kill themselves every day while waiting through 8 hours of traffic. I"ve never seen anyone stop on an on-ramp to merge here. I"ve seen it dozens of times in my trips outside the Chicago area.. especially in St. Louis.
NYC was crazy as hell. I"d be afraid to drive there, but I think technically they"re better drivers than us because they can manage to function in those conditions - I wish I could drive like they do. If people drove through NYC or Chicago like they do in cities like St. Louis, people would just kill themselves every day while waiting through 8 hours of traffic. I"ve never seen anyone stop on an on-ramp to merge here. I"ve seen it dozens of times in my trips outside the Chicago area.. especially in St. Louis.
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The thing I loved about NYC drivers was they would always watch the lights and anticipate when it was about to turn green. if the light turned green and you werent already moving, they were honking at you. In the south people sit on their fucking asses during green lights and it kills me!
People do that in Chicago a bit too, but not in the suburbs where I live. We do anticipate lights though and it does drive us crazy when idiots don"t go when the light turns green. Honking seems to be a big city thing.
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everyone thinks the drivers in their city/town are the worst in america but i"ve got evidence to back up my claim that miami drivers are the fucking worst.
Miami drivers have worst road rage - Mental health- msnbc.com
NPR: Miami Has Country"s Worst Drivers ... Really?
i used to live there and let me tell ya those fuckers are unbearable. everywhere you look you see an uninsured immigrant woman carting around her 7 children in a beat ass dodge dart. it will almost make you want to consider public transportation.
Miami drivers have worst road rage - Mental health- msnbc.com
NPR: Miami Has Country"s Worst Drivers ... Really?
i used to live there and let me tell ya those fuckers are unbearable. everywhere you look you see an uninsured immigrant woman carting around her 7 children in a beat ass dodge dart. it will almost make you want to consider public transportation.
I got a pretty sad story here..
I met this chick from a friend. It was more a blind date kind of thing, so I really didn"t have an idea who or what I was going to meet up with. but I was determined!
So I met her at a house which I"m guessing was hers, and we sat on the couch and talked for a bit. She was real sweet and emotional. I"m not a very experienced guy with the ladies but I was able to do a few things I"ve learned in movies and from friends. I read her some poetry and told her a few of my best jokes, was a blast! So things were getting intimate and I didn"t want to let things go so quickly so I played it cool. I turned on some slow soft rock music and we danced and I kissed her gently ( casual kiss! ) and things were like...I"m telling you, REAL Romeo & Juliet.
So after the dance we went to get some food we had an exotic steak and some fine wine drank a bit and socialized. Food was great by the way! I guess this girl was a chef or something she was THE PERFECT WOMAN! On top of her cooking skills the kitchen was super clean and her house was spotless. Guys... I really thought this girl was the one for me. I thought I found my soulmate she had all the qualities! We even went outside and watched the stars and she told me stories about how she one time tried to go skinny dipping at the beach but slipped and busted her ass, then she had to take off her close and she drove home naked. lol funny story she had there..
But let"s get to the sad part..Later on that night we sat back on the couch and things started getting hot. I touched her hair and massaged her shoulders, we were tipsy and I was almost certain she wanted me! We kept on kissing and rubbing up on each other and then it happened. We made sweet passionate love on her couch! Best sex i"ve ever had in my life! I was soo in love with this woman. Then after the sex she escorted me to the door then I kissed her again and I suggested that I could spend the night and we did. We barely had any sleep and we just kept on sexxing each other. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!
Immediately the day after I thanked my friend for introducing me to her and I asked him where did he find such a sweet girl and he said " Ohh, it was no sweat. A friend of mine introduced me to her, and a friend of his introduced her to him and so on...Did you sleep with her man? " and I told him very honestly " We made love bro! I swear I think shes the one " then he said " yeah, I nailed her at the hottub, and my friend got her in the car! " And once he told me that I started to cry I never ever thought I"d ever sleep and fall madly in love with a whore! I hated myself and I never called her back. I ignored all of her phone calls. Even till today I still am ashamed of myself.
Below is the picture of the woman who I regretfully fell in love with. It was a picture that I took when she got home after falling in the water.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I met this chick from a friend. It was more a blind date kind of thing, so I really didn"t have an idea who or what I was going to meet up with. but I was determined!
So I met her at a house which I"m guessing was hers, and we sat on the couch and talked for a bit. She was real sweet and emotional. I"m not a very experienced guy with the ladies but I was able to do a few things I"ve learned in movies and from friends. I read her some poetry and told her a few of my best jokes, was a blast! So things were getting intimate and I didn"t want to let things go so quickly so I played it cool. I turned on some slow soft rock music and we danced and I kissed her gently ( casual kiss! ) and things were like...I"m telling you, REAL Romeo & Juliet.
So after the dance we went to get some food we had an exotic steak and some fine wine drank a bit and socialized. Food was great by the way! I guess this girl was a chef or something she was THE PERFECT WOMAN! On top of her cooking skills the kitchen was super clean and her house was spotless. Guys... I really thought this girl was the one for me. I thought I found my soulmate she had all the qualities! We even went outside and watched the stars and she told me stories about how she one time tried to go skinny dipping at the beach but slipped and busted her ass, then she had to take off her close and she drove home naked. lol funny story she had there..
But let"s get to the sad part..Later on that night we sat back on the couch and things started getting hot. I touched her hair and massaged her shoulders, we were tipsy and I was almost certain she wanted me! We kept on kissing and rubbing up on each other and then it happened. We made sweet passionate love on her couch! Best sex i"ve ever had in my life! I was soo in love with this woman. Then after the sex she escorted me to the door then I kissed her again and I suggested that I could spend the night and we did. We barely had any sleep and we just kept on sexxing each other. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!
Immediately the day after I thanked my friend for introducing me to her and I asked him where did he find such a sweet girl and he said " Ohh, it was no sweat. A friend of mine introduced me to her, and a friend of his introduced her to him and so on...Did you sleep with her man? " and I told him very honestly " We made love bro! I swear I think shes the one " then he said " yeah, I nailed her at the hottub, and my friend got her in the car! " And once he told me that I started to cry I never ever thought I"d ever sleep and fall madly in love with a whore! I hated myself and I never called her back. I ignored all of her phone calls. Even till today I still am ashamed of myself.
Below is the picture of the woman who I regretfully fell in love with. It was a picture that I took when she got home after falling in the water.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
kegkilla
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saw it coming after the first paragraphRound said:I got a pretty sad story here..
I met this chick from a friend. It was more a blind date kind of thing, so I really didn"t have an idea who or what I was going to meet up with. but I was determined!
So I met her at a house which I"m guessing was hers, and we sat on the couch and talked for a bit. She was real sweet and emotional. I"m not a very experienced guy with the ladies but I was able to do a few things I"ve learned in movies and from friends. I read her some poetry and told her a few of my best jokes, was a blast! So things were getting intimate and I didn"t want to let things go so quickly so I played it cool. I turned on some slow soft rock music and we danced and I kissed her gently ( casual kiss! ) and things were like...I"m telling you, REAL Romeo & Juliet.
So after the dance we went to get some food we had an exotic steak and some fine wine drank a bit and socialized. Food was great by the way! I guess this girl was a chef or something she was THE PERFECT WOMAN! On top of her cooking skills the kitchen was super clean and her house was spotless. Guys... I really thought this girl was the one for me. I thought I found my soulmate she had all the qualities! We even went outside and watched the stars and she told me stories about how she one time tried to go skinny dipping at the beach but slipped and busted her ass, then she had to take off her close and she drove home naked. lol funny story she had there..
But let"s get to the sad part..Later on that night we sat back on the couch and things started getting hot. I touched her hair and massaged her shoulders, we were tipsy and I was almost certain she wanted me! We kept on kissing and rubbing up on each other and then it happened. We made sweet passionate love on her couch! Best sex i"ve ever had in my life! I was soo in love with this woman. Then after the sex she escorted me to the door then I kissed her again and I suggested that I could spend the night and we did. We barely had any sleep and we just kept on sexxing each other. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!
Immediately the day after I thanked my friend for introducing me to her and I asked him where did he find such a sweet girl and he said " Ohh, it was no sweat. A friend of mine introduced me to her, and a friend of his introduced her to him and so on...Did you sleep with her man? " and I told him very honestly " We made love bro! I swear I think shes the one " then he said " yeah, I nailed her at the hottub, and my friend got her in the car! " And once he told me that I started to cry I never ever thought I"d ever sleep and fall madly in love with a whore! I hated myself and I never called her back. I ignored all of her phone calls. Even till today I still am ashamed of myself.
Below is the picture of the woman who I regretfully fell in love with. It was a picture that I took when she got home after falling in the water.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read: