Girls who broke your heart thread
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Haha I"ll come up again any time you want man! That was a ton of fun. Definitely will wait till all that white shit you guys call snow melts!brekk said:
That story makes me want to cry. I had a completely analogous experience on NYE myself.Eomer said:
Was in Memphis with some friends to spend the evening getting blitzed on Beale, but my lame comrades decide $35 is too much to pay to get into a bar/concert that night, so instead they get the bright idea that we should go to fucking Tunica, MS so we can drink for free for a while before we come back at 11 for a house party with friends from school. I"m not a huge gambler or card player but I figured I"d accommodate my buds for a while so they wouldn"t bitch all night about things getting expensive ($35 + drinks lol). Of course, being with a crew of people who are hardcore blackjack players, we end up staying til 7am and missing the party as well as new year"s countdown.
like I said, I don"t like to gamble and can"t count cards well enough so I stuck to video poker as it is by far the cheapest way to drink at a casino without putting a lot of your money on the line. If you put in $10 and play smart only folding/checking/calling every 5-10 mins you can keep from losing your money and the barkeep will feed you drinks all night, for a mere $1 a drink to be courteous. I"m a bit pissed after the first hour or so but trying to enjoy myself... But i digress...
I"m trying to find the bright side to this shitty situation when I notice a really cute, quiet indian chick sitting beside me looking on as a bullshit with the game and start a meaningless conversation. From the way she was talking, it seemed she"d never set foot in a casino before and hadn"t drank more than 4 beers at any one time in her life. I also realized that the friend she was with had also dragged her there against her will, so we immediately had something in common. One thing leads to another, I start feeding her drinks, and realize I"ve got it made after it"s apparent the alcohol has changed her from a sweet little quiet girl into a very horny and forward woman ready to pounce.
Unfortunately, I am stranded in this shitty Casino without a room, enough gambling credit or money to get one free, and no car of my own to get home. To make matters worse, nothing I can do will get my friends to leave the fucking blackjack table as after a few hours they"d just begun to make money. I"m losing it because I know if I can just get to a room I"m going to redefine the limits of this girl"s innards... After I realize doing this in the Casino isn"t going to work and she won"t fuck me in the parking garage, I start to call cab companies for a ride back to Memfrica as she"s already said she will leave her friend to come back with me if I just agree to bring her back the next day. Golden! With every moment I spend at the bar, the more likely my victory seems, but getting a cab to take me all the way to Memphis proves to be impossible.
Pissed off and half-drunk I leave the bar to beg my friends to leave (even offering bribes at this point), and when I return I see my doe-eyed indian hottie is heading out the door with Spikey-Hair McDouchenstein, who"s got his hand all the way down the back of her pants. I wouldn"t say my heart was broken, but I will say that it was a tragedy of Hindenburg proportions for me and my cawk.
I went into the bathroom, punched myself in the dick, then went to the bar and got hammered enough to be cut-off and escorted out by security, at which point my friends were ironically finally willing to leave.
Motherfuckers, I still haven"t spoken to any of them.
The other day I got a message on Myspace out of left field saying "LOL, your the male version of me!" I click on the profile and theres no pic of her because its set to private and I cant see her pics yet because Im not her "friend" yet.
Normally I wouldnt even respond to that, but I do for some reason and we start to talk. We start to message back and forth and come to find out, she loves hockey and her favorite team is my team. Her favorite band is my favorite band. She also like to bike ride, go fishing, running, and a few of the other things I like. So she finally sends a friend request and I get to see her pictures and shes actually pretty damn hot.
I know Ive told people in this exact thread that you shouldnt date girls from the internet, but Im going to take another chance on this one and see what happens. We might hang out tomorrow so hopefully that goes well because she may turn out to be a keeper.
Normally I wouldnt even respond to that, but I do for some reason and we start to talk. We start to message back and forth and come to find out, she loves hockey and her favorite team is my team. Her favorite band is my favorite band. She also like to bike ride, go fishing, running, and a few of the other things I like. So she finally sends a friend request and I get to see her pictures and shes actually pretty damn hot.
I know Ive told people in this exact thread that you shouldnt date girls from the internet, but Im going to take another chance on this one and see what happens. We might hang out tomorrow so hopefully that goes well because she may turn out to be a keeper.
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Well actually I saw her pop a pill when we were eating lunch, and she kind of giggled about how she wasn"t sure if they should be mixed with liquor. Which wasn"t a problem, since she ordered some god awful vodka and coffee drink that she took two sips of, and I proceeded to finish since she wasn"t going to. Nothing like dropping in to a 50 degree, 10 foot wide schute in zero visibility in the alpine half cut.Incognitogamer said:
As far as pics go, I didn"t find out until the deed was done. I guess halfway through the dude she had come along with found two huge dudes to come with him, and they basically walked up and lifted her off the dude she was fucking. No idea where she went after that.
Kinda yeah. The dude fucking her, I have zero opinion of either way. I never met or spoke with him, but good on him. The girl, I could care less if I saw her again. It"s a double standard, but that"s the way things are. Chicks are the gatekeepers, guys will storm that gate pretty much non-stop. That"s just the way things are. I don"t think she"s a bad person or anything, she might well be a wonderful one. From what I saw of her sober, she was a really nice sweet girl. But I could never date someone like that, because I"d have to either resign myself to the fact that my girlfriend is getting fucked on a regular basis by random dudes, or that I"d have to turn in to a jealous, possessive asshole and follow her around everywhere. Either situation is not my ideal one.
I know what you mean. Id totally bang that chick on a table in the middle of the party but I would never want to date her because if you weren"t at the party with her getting drunk she would find some other guy to bang on a table in the middle of the party.Eomer said:
Theres a difference in the girls you want to bang, and the girls you want to bring home.
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So yeah, changing gears to Livejournal here: went to the hockey game last night with the chick I"d met on a previous ski trip. To refresh the story, she"s 21, almost 6" tall, gorgeous, a Coors Lite Maxim girl on the weekends, and cool as hell. Really good sense of humor, seems pretty intelligent, and isn"t the typical girl at all. But also a possible jesus freak. She most definitely attends church on a regular basis, works in a youth group for it, and so on. It comes up a bit in conversation, but it"s not like she"s trying to convert me or something (she"s Christian Reformed). She"s also NOT a typical bar slut girl at all, even though she does the Maxim thing for fun. When she came to my Christmas party last week and stayed over (on the ski trip we never even kissed, since her brother was around, just cuddled on the bus ride home), she mentioned she hadn"t had sex in 5 months and I totally believer her, because the sex was pretty damn mediocre. She"s obviously pretty inexperienced in the sack, and also mentioned she"d only had 2 orgasms in her life.
I"m kind of conflicted about what to do with her. I"m falling pretty hard and fast for her. But there"s two issues: one is the religious thing. I"m certainly not going to become a believer any time soon, and I doubt she"s going to change her tune either. We haven"t discussed it, other than her occasionally mentioning her church or whatever (last night she couldn"t stay over because she had to go to church, as she"d missed it last week when she stayed over after my party). I guess for the time being I"m going to leave it alone and see where the relationship goes, but at some point it"s probably going to have to come up. She doesn"t strike me as being super religious though, or maybe her beliefs aren"t hardcore. From what I know of her church, they"re fairly evangelical, but perhaps she"s more moderate. For example last night we were having sex, and the condom came off midway. She"s not on birth control at the moment because she doesn"t like how it affects her moods or her weight. So she"s going to get the morning after pill today (I hope, oh gawd), and wasn"t that upset about having to get the pill. She was pissed about the situation, but again doesn"t seem to have a moral issue with the pill that you would expect from someone who was fairly jesus freakish.
Second issue I guess is my own insecurity. Maybe that"s not the right way to phrase it. But basically I"m kind of surprised that she"s interested in me. On the ski trip, I didn"t really even try to pick her up. There was half a dozen or more girls on my bus that would have been worthwhile, and then another guide that I"d been after for awhile that I made out with one of the nights. I had noticed the tall, good looking brunette but hadn"t really even considered picking her up because she was there with another dude (who later turned out to be her bro) and to be quite honest I just figured she was perhaps out of my league. And for reference, I think I"m pretty fucking awesome, I"m not lacking in confidence about myself. What I"m insecure about is that most girls don"t recognize my awesomeness because, well, they"re often dumb cunts who go for the exact opposite of what they tell themselves they want. I"m stable, intelligent, reasonably funny, have a good career, decent looking, and all that. But again most girls will subconsciously decide they are or are not interested in a guy long before any of that comes in to play (other than the looks obviously).
So yeah, I hadn"t really even tried to pick her up at all, but she had obviously decided she was interested and we ended up sitting together for the ride home chatting etc and things have gone great since. She came to my party with a couple friends, and as some of you know from the pics I"ve posted, my place is pretty damn awesome. Especially when filled with 60 or so friends. Obviously it worked because she stayed over and we sealed the deal. So, so far she seems to genuinely like me and be interested in me, which is awesome.
Thing is, this girl can have pretty much anyone she wants. She has at least 3 Edmonton Oiler phone numbers in her phone, and at the Dallas game last night mentioned she"d hung out quite a bit with Marty Turco and some of the other stars in the past. She used to work at one of the main places sports teams go out to dinner at in the city, Joey Tomatoe"s, because the place is typically well stocked with very attractive girls, and with the Maxim girl thing she"s also frequently at clubs getting hit on by hockey players and just dudes in general.
I"m not the jealous type at all. If anything I"m of the opinion that if you"re in a relationship, you"ve just got to trust the other person to not fuck around. And if they do, you cut your losses and move on. Maybe that"s because I"ve not been fucked over yet, and my opinion will change in the future. But I get the feeling from this girl that I CAN trust her to not mess around, if we"re together. But like I said, she stands out in a huge way in a crowd, and attracts a ton of attention. We were standing by one of the bars at Rexall last night during an intermission, and I left to take a leak, and in the two minutes I was gone a couple dudes walked up and started chatting her up. My girlfriends in the past have been attractive, 6"s to 8"s, but this girl is a 9 or 10 and it"s kind of a new experience for me. And I guess she"s not even technically my girlfriend at this point.
So yeah, not really looking for advice or anything, just kind of organizing my thoughts on this thing. And laying groundwork for the inevitable post in 2 months where I"m crying about her fucking Sheldon Souray.
I"m kind of conflicted about what to do with her. I"m falling pretty hard and fast for her. But there"s two issues: one is the religious thing. I"m certainly not going to become a believer any time soon, and I doubt she"s going to change her tune either. We haven"t discussed it, other than her occasionally mentioning her church or whatever (last night she couldn"t stay over because she had to go to church, as she"d missed it last week when she stayed over after my party). I guess for the time being I"m going to leave it alone and see where the relationship goes, but at some point it"s probably going to have to come up. She doesn"t strike me as being super religious though, or maybe her beliefs aren"t hardcore. From what I know of her church, they"re fairly evangelical, but perhaps she"s more moderate. For example last night we were having sex, and the condom came off midway. She"s not on birth control at the moment because she doesn"t like how it affects her moods or her weight. So she"s going to get the morning after pill today (I hope, oh gawd), and wasn"t that upset about having to get the pill. She was pissed about the situation, but again doesn"t seem to have a moral issue with the pill that you would expect from someone who was fairly jesus freakish.
Second issue I guess is my own insecurity. Maybe that"s not the right way to phrase it. But basically I"m kind of surprised that she"s interested in me. On the ski trip, I didn"t really even try to pick her up. There was half a dozen or more girls on my bus that would have been worthwhile, and then another guide that I"d been after for awhile that I made out with one of the nights. I had noticed the tall, good looking brunette but hadn"t really even considered picking her up because she was there with another dude (who later turned out to be her bro) and to be quite honest I just figured she was perhaps out of my league. And for reference, I think I"m pretty fucking awesome, I"m not lacking in confidence about myself. What I"m insecure about is that most girls don"t recognize my awesomeness because, well, they"re often dumb cunts who go for the exact opposite of what they tell themselves they want. I"m stable, intelligent, reasonably funny, have a good career, decent looking, and all that. But again most girls will subconsciously decide they are or are not interested in a guy long before any of that comes in to play (other than the looks obviously).
So yeah, I hadn"t really even tried to pick her up at all, but she had obviously decided she was interested and we ended up sitting together for the ride home chatting etc and things have gone great since. She came to my party with a couple friends, and as some of you know from the pics I"ve posted, my place is pretty damn awesome. Especially when filled with 60 or so friends. Obviously it worked because she stayed over and we sealed the deal. So, so far she seems to genuinely like me and be interested in me, which is awesome.
Thing is, this girl can have pretty much anyone she wants. She has at least 3 Edmonton Oiler phone numbers in her phone, and at the Dallas game last night mentioned she"d hung out quite a bit with Marty Turco and some of the other stars in the past. She used to work at one of the main places sports teams go out to dinner at in the city, Joey Tomatoe"s, because the place is typically well stocked with very attractive girls, and with the Maxim girl thing she"s also frequently at clubs getting hit on by hockey players and just dudes in general.
I"m not the jealous type at all. If anything I"m of the opinion that if you"re in a relationship, you"ve just got to trust the other person to not fuck around. And if they do, you cut your losses and move on. Maybe that"s because I"ve not been fucked over yet, and my opinion will change in the future. But I get the feeling from this girl that I CAN trust her to not mess around, if we"re together. But like I said, she stands out in a huge way in a crowd, and attracts a ton of attention. We were standing by one of the bars at Rexall last night during an intermission, and I left to take a leak, and in the two minutes I was gone a couple dudes walked up and started chatting her up. My girlfriends in the past have been attractive, 6"s to 8"s, but this girl is a 9 or 10 and it"s kind of a new experience for me. And I guess she"s not even technically my girlfriend at this point.
So yeah, not really looking for advice or anything, just kind of organizing my thoughts on this thing. And laying groundwork for the inevitable post in 2 months where I"m crying about her fucking Sheldon Souray.
if it makes you feel any better one of the girls my friends recently dated was more or less the same type. was a coors light girl and did a lot of promo"s, flirted, etc etc. it was all harmless in her eyes but i think part of the reason my friend broke up with her is because the worry of hey, i"m not the greatest guy and someone else might grab her. really cool chic and always had a ton of beautiful friends though, which was awesome.
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An imposter I guess. I was on Druzzil, and deleted the character shit, 5 years ago I think.Tyen said:
Edit: also, I"d love to provide you guys with pics, there"s a ton of her on Facebook, but I"d rather not do anything to fuck things up accidentally. Perhaps in the future.
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Bro. Honestly, hey, she likes you. GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HEAD! QUIT OVER THINKING SHIT! She likes you. End of story! If you have a good thing, just go with it, and DONT FUCK IT UP by thinking too much! I do the same shit, and I fuck it up. Don"t do that bro. She likes you. That"s all that matters. Don"t sit there and think you"re "beneath" her, or that you don"t deserve her. Whatever it is about you, she likes. Just be a decent guy, and don"t fuck it up.Eomer said:
And congratulations man, if she"s as cool as she is hot, you"ve hit the jackpot!