Girls who broke your heart thread

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Tenks said:
Sex Drive is the best movie no one saw
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The director"s cut unrated edition is awesome. Not some bullshit unrated with like 30 seconds of extra tits.
 
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I actually saw the movie the day it came out. Me, two of my friends, and like 5 black people were the only ones in the theater. Such a crime, the movie is awesome.
 
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Openers

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brekk said:
Openers

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LOL

where the fuck do I find this movie???
 
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Etoille said:
LOL

where the fuck do I find this movie???
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What the fuck?

Where the fuck do you find any movie? How about Cable, Netflix, fucking Blockbuster, Redbox, or the aforementioned internet?

What the fuck kinda question is that? I mean, jesus fucking christ.
 
Tarrant

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Churchill said:
So she was on the pill and you used a condom but they both failed? Wow.
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Yep, don"t use Trojan Ecstasy we had some breaking issues and not sure if the pill doesn"t do it for her or what (I saw her take them every night) We"ll be using an IUD after the pregnancy.
 
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Trust me, it"s a mistake.
Cons:
-They stink, literally.
-They get milk/spit slime everywhere once they can crawl. My computer has a weird milk crust on the front.
-They are obnoxiously loud.

Pros:
-They are kinda cute, sometimes, and love you rather unconditionally like a dog.
 
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Tarrant220 said:
Yep, don"t use Trojan Ecstasy we had some breaking issues and not sure if the pill doesn"t do it for her or what (I saw her take them every night) We"ll be using an IUD after the pregnancy.
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Correction: You saw her takeApill every night.
 
tyen

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LoL we actually want to have our son. :p
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Ya I got a woman pregnant too, (same exact time Wurstalot got some hoe knocked up) I"ve never heard a person in my life tell me they don"t want their kid, I never said it either. If you say it you pretty much are guaranteed to be a shitty father anyway for obvious reasons.

Hopefully Raptor Jesus visits you like he did me and makes that baby abort itself.
 
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Don"t do the pirating thing or anything approaching getting something w/o paying for it when I should (yes, I"ve always been a goody two shoes - no I don"t pass judgment on people who get stuff illegally etc) - and I don"t have netflix.

Last time I had netflix like 4-5 years ago they didn"t have every movie under the sun so I wasn"t sure if there was a particular place people recommended to find movies I can pay for.

That being said it was completely a blonde moment there.
 
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