Girls who broke your heart thread

Tenks said:

So you think she"s never had sex in her life and just suddenly the pill decided just not to work? Tons of research dollars have been thrown into this thing the odds it just "doesn"t work for her" are about zero.

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The research says that when taken correctly the pill only works 99% of the time. Endocrinology is extremely complex and has a multitude of factors working against each other in an attempt to reach homeostasis.

Your statement is just fucking ignorant.

Planned Parenthood:

Effectiveness is an important and common concern when choosing a birth control method. Birth control pills are very effective. Combination pills work best when taken every day. Progestin-only pills must be taken at the same time every day. That keeps the correct level of hormone in a woman?s body.

*Less than 1 out of 100 women will get pregnant each year if they always take the pill each day as directed.
* About 8 out of 100 women will get pregnant each year if they don?t always take the pill each day as directed.

The pill may be slightly less effective for women who are very overweight.

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Tarrant you should know better than to respond seriously to clowns like chu. You just invite further unwarranted criticism from other clowns who think their words hold any water. Then suddenly regular people chime in and it becomes an actual topic of discussion when it has no business even being brought up in the first place.

Anyway, well done brad. That one guy is prob right that u were just #2 but who cares you"re getting some exotic vagina from distant magical lands

so tonight I was on the subway, doing my Korean homework and standing next to this pretty cute, really tall girl. A few stops later seats open up and we end up next to each other. She was readin some hw of her own but I noticed she continuously neglected her reading to look at what I was writing. So, after almost 5 min of trying to force my balls to drop (I"ve been out of it entirely too long, and stage fright from having to open in Korean in additiion to the whole thing talking to a female stranger being taboo) I finally asked her "I"m sorry but is this right?" in Korean. It was actually a sincere question since it was a difficult quesion, but obviously my goal was to talk to this girl. We ended up chatting for a few minutes, due to my own probes rather than hers. She"s 21ish and her english was very,very good. Lucky choice. With just a few stops to go I had no time to qualify but I squeezed in a "this is a little unusual but would you like to get coffee sometime?" she stumbled but said yes and gave me her #.

Considering my teenage boy level nerviousness and time crunch and the 20 other Korean people undoubtedly listening in to the foreigner speaking in Korean, it went pretty well. I have some heavy qualifying to do via txt to get her to go out but I had some good luck so far with this one so i think it won"t be too hard

sorry for choppy style and spelling, on iPod due to water+computer having an unfortunate meet

Haha nice Dabamf, I know haters hate on you for "being a pussy" and "playing your game", but its definitely nerve wracking to ask a girl out when theres mad people around you and its all quiet and people are listening, so props.


Brad...how the fugg you gonna say you were amazed at the shit this girl did, and not even say what that was? I am a fat, acne ridden, antisocial, in mother"s basement nerd, and I demand you allow me to live vicariously through you by divulging said porn acts.

So I hadn"t heard back from Xerxes regarding checking out the new wine bar. However I went with a couple friends before heading off to the Tool concert a couple weeks back (omigod so good) and all of our dishes were awesome. It had a pretty cool atmosphere as well. So I figured what the shit, and sent her a message on Facebook:

Me: Hey, checked out that place with a couple friends last night before Tool. Food was fantastic, wine menu looked pretty good to my uncultured eyes. Definitely worth checking out!

Less than an hour later she responded, however I was busy getting ready for my motorcycle trip and didn"t even read it until the following Monday:

Her: K Jen and I wanna hook up with on sat text ur number got new phone , we need to all hang sat afternoon!

So when I got it down in Jackson Wyoming on the hotel wifi (fuck Montana/Wyoming/SD being CDMA only) I responded that I had been out of town and sorry for not getting back sooner. Something will happen yet!

DisgruntledOrangatang said:

Brad...how the fugg you gonna say you were amazed at the shit this girl did, and not even say what that was? I am a fat, acne ridden, antisocial, in mother"s basement nerd, and I demand you allow me to live vicariously through you by divulging said porn acts.

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Three things that really stood out-

1) she loved missionary. I hate it, but didn"t mind because she did the work. It felt like she was on top, but she was grinding my dick under me. On top of that, she was some how bending my dick, like in the best handjob kind of way. Honestly difficult to explain.

2) when she was riding me, she had this perfect timed thing where she would raise up almost off of my dick, just tease the head for about 3 mini pumps then slide all the way down once and repeat. But she was doing it so fast, it amazed me how perfect it felt.

3) last thing was doggy style and she grabbed one of my hands to put on one of her giant fake tits and the other to choke her. She kept saying "squeeze harder" and "fuck harder", I fucking loved it.

She is coming back by tonight for round two.

It was funny how she got my attention. I was playing Red Dead and she took her shirt off. I forget exactly what she said, but after I turned my head, I forgot all about the game....

You know brad, just when I think you couldn"t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.



...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

God job on actually getting laid.

Sutekh said:

God job.

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God job: a blowjob so good you see god

Eomer said:

So I hadn"t heard back from Xerxes regarding checking out the new wine bar. However I went with a couple friends before heading off to the Tool concert a couple weeks back (omigod so good) and all of our dishes were awesome. It had a pretty cool atmosphere as well. So I figured what the shit, and sent her a message on Facebook:

Me: Hey, checked out that place with a couple friends last night before Tool. Food was fantastic, wine menu looked pretty good to my uncultured eyes. Definitely worth checking out!

Less than an hour later she responded, however I was busy getting ready for my motorcycle trip and didn"t even read it until the following Monday:

Her: K Jen and I wanna hook up with on sat text ur number got new phone , we need to all hang sat afternoon!

So when I got it down in Jackson Wyoming on the hotel wifi (fuck Montana/Wyoming/SD being CDMA only) I responded that I had been out of town and sorry for not getting back sooner. Something will happen yet!

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Why the hell did you apologize for not getting back to her? I mean god damn she didn"t respond to your initial offer to go with you and here you are groveling because you didn"t respond to her precious facebook message. I woulda just ignored the whore"s message outright.

Eomer said:

Her: K Jen and I wanna hook up with on sat text ur number got new phone , we need to all hang sat afternoon!

So when I got it down in Jackson Wyoming on the hotel wifi (fuck Montana/Wyoming/SD being CDMA only) I responded that I had been out of town and sorry for not getting back sooner. Something will happen yet!

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She lies to you and then you apologize for YOUR behavior? You are so screwed.

It"s a perfunctory expression used often in conversation whether verbal or written, jesus christ. "Hey sorry, missed your call last night. Catch you next time."

Eomer said:

It"s a perfunctory expression used often in conversation whether verbal or written, jesus christ. "Hey sorry, missed your call last night. Catch you next time."

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You are being just a little too available to this woman though. Go radio silent for a while and then if she gets back to you play hard to get. As I recall that worked well with her in the past.

Oh so I broke up with that crazy girl. You guys called it. She got drunk as shit on the phone with me, supposedly blacked out and cut the living fuck out of her arm. She needs stitches. Apparently it interfered with the mood stabilizers/anti depressants(what that fuck) she was on. She"s a great girl but she just isn"t ready to be in a relationship.

Sucks mang, good thing you got some good sex at least.

My girl got cold feet. Said that she was so afraid that we"d meet and wouldn"t work out and she"d get hurt again. Anyway, was a shitty weekend but was able to last-minute my birthday and get pretty wrecked with a bunch of friends nonetheless.

I was pissed and her and I talked over it for quite a while. It"s been a great week, surprisingly, and she now says she"s over herself. SHE is supposed to come HERE weekend after next. She"s believable when she says she"s over it because she approaches these plans a lot differently and... well... just talks about it more and makes concrete plans, etc. I can"t say that I"m not half expecting it to fall through again, though, in which case I"ll prolly just end up calling it off. Sucks to think that way and if I were someone else, I"d tell myself to gtfo but you can never take your own advice for some reason. We"ll see.

Alright, so I signed up for eHarmony about a month ago, answered their long ass questionaire and wrote a few paragraphs and what not. I didn"t put a picture up because I honestly don"t have any. Nothing recent anyway.

So I had this chick send me a "photo nudge" thing obviously requesting that I put a photo up. I look at her profile and she"s okay looking. I wasn"t blown anyway. She wasn"t fat, so that"s a plus, but she does have a kid (which is expected, honestly, for women in my age group [30+]).

I kinda ignored it and a week later she did it again and sent a "icebreaker" saying something to the extent of "I like your profile, I"d love to see a photo."

So I take a pic with my digital camera. I didn"t do the ol" arm-stretched-out-holding-camera-thing. I set it for a timer and did a whole body shot. I was wearing jeans and a dark t-shirt (the type Simon Cowell wears). I put the pic up and sent her a "hi!".

So the next day BAM I get a "closed match" from her (which basically means she ain"t interested). What the fuck!? Are there like some unnamed rules regarding taking online dating pics? Because obviously it was the picture that turned her off. Granted, after re-evaluating it I wasn"t really smiling and I had my arms crossed. But on the flip side I"m NOT a bad looking guy (I mean, past girlfriends have been attractive) plus I"m in good shape which I KNOW is relatively unique for guys in their late 30"s. You can clearly see the muscles in my arms (although I wasn"t flexing or trying to show off or anything) and a flat stomach.

This really bugged the shit out of me. I haven"t dated in years mainly due to my work environment rarely having females .. I"m not the type to go to bars or any social gathering for that matter. So I thought I"d try the online dating thing.

Any opinions on how to take a "good" picture of yourself that makes a positive impression?