I think finding a pair of disembodied tits in your mailbox would be disconcerting.Tenks said:Because getting them in real life is better
You just described 4chan"s collective dreamGaz said:I think finding a pair of disembodied tits in your mailbox would be disconcerting.
I went through basically the EXACT same thing. Lesson learned? Do you, bitches be crazy.Wrathcaster said:Stuff
I didn"t immediately get monetarily invested, and she was saving to share the burden of costs of relocation. We didn"t make arrangements to live together until a year or so after we"d dated. I had planned to move there before I met her, but when we decided we wanted to be together for the long term, I actually made the financial commitment to make it easier for myself later on. The problem is that now that I"ve paid application fees and other career expenses, I don"t have the option of going anywhere else, at least not for a few years. And the application process takes half a year, so I don"t have the time or money to go somewhere else.Gaz said:Your fault spending money you couldn"t afford on relocating, imo. Or your fault for entering into a relationship and immediately getting monetarily invested when the girl showed no interest in picking up the financial burden of relocating (especially if your health is now at risk.)
There"s only one solution. Plant a camera in her apartment and record her 24/7. If she does something you don"t approve of, murder/suicide so you can be together forever...... for..... eeeeeeeverrrrr......Citten said:We"re starting to date. What am I supposed to think if she"s out all hours of the night? She"s eating tea and crumpets? It"s not like an isolated incident. I don"t want a chick that frequents bars or random shit on a regular basis. Nor do I want the herps. I don"t know, and now my co-worker is laughing at me at the moment for asking you fags this question. QQ
By far the best suggestion yet. Don"t forget to hire a P.I. to follow her when she"s not at her apartment. Or you can place a GPS tracker on her car. Make sure she"s not going to any shady establishments, like a restaurant ora bar.Haast said:There"s only one solution. Plant a camera in her apartment and record her 24/7. If she does something you don"t approve of, murder/suicide so you can be together forever...... for..... eeeeeeeverrrrr......
Advice given, tits demanded.
Do you have a sister? Invite them both over to watch a movie. Tell your sister not to act like a cunt and befriend this obvious skank. Serve them drinks, lots of drinks. Girls bond when the are plastered. When they start throwing up don"t help either of them. Let them hold each others hair back. At the end of the night they will clearly be the best of friends.Citten said:We"re starting to date. What am I supposed to think if she"s out all hours of the night? She"s eating tea and crumpets? It"s not like an isolated incident. I don"t want a chick that frequents bars or random shit on a regular basis. Nor do I want the herps. I don"t know, and now my co-worker is laughing at me at the moment for asking you fags this question. QQ
You must be a gigolo, or have a girlfriend.AlexTheDictator said:I"m a dude, but I"m out until 1AM a lot of weeknights.
There isn"t a definite answer but often times girls will give out their numbers to avoid an awkward situation. It is 1000x easier to just give a dude your number than to reject him.Mmmkeshek said:So what do you guys think is going on when you ask a girl out, she initially says yes, gives you her number, etc, then when you go to make concrete plans she flakes to the tune of "You just caught me by surprise is all", or something very similar.
I"m guessing plenty of initial attraction, but in between you asking her out and trying to make actual plans, talked herself out of it for one reason or another?
I"ve come across plenty of flaky girls over the years, but this particular excuse has always intrigued me.
This. I"ve given a guy a number (fake) to get him out of my hair when he was too drunk/stupid to realize I wasn"t particularly interested in his company. Also familiar with people giving out their real number because they"re under the impression the guy asking will never actually call.Tenks said:There isn"t a definite answer but often times girls will give out their numbers to avoid an awkward situation. It is 1000x easier to just give a dude your number than to reject him.
I think you should slip her some coin at the end of the night if she puts out. Just in case. You don"t want to look like an idiot.Citten said:Alright, date is on for tonight. Money says it goes just fine. Will report on the results.
Ask for her hourly rate before hand, you know, just in case.rinthea said:I think you should slip her some coin at the end of the night if she puts out. Just in case. You don"t want to look like an idiot.
I was with you till this point. A proper story would have ended with mixed feelings of pride and regret as he wakes up in the morning with apartment girl curled in his arms and his sister big spooning him from behind complete with reach around.Grumpus said:At the end of the night they will clearly be the best of friends.
Make sure you bring up her late night habits and let her know you disapprove. You should do this on the first date because if she"s not willing to get home before dusk while she"s dating you then she"s probably not worth your time.Citten said:Alright, date is on for tonight. Money says it goes just fine. Will report on the results.
Truth. No proper God-fearing woman would be out that late (and without a chaperone?!)Skan said:Make sure you bring up her late night habits and let her know you disapprove. You should do this on the first date because if she"s not willing to get home before dusk while she"s dating you then she"s probably not worth your time.
Don"t forget to ask her for her medical history, and a list of all her clie...ex"s.PigBenis said:Ask for her hourly rate before hand, you know, just in case.