ok well then why the fuck is your last visitor message from 3/30 what it is then?Erronius said:People don"t be paranoid I"m a dude, I mean c"mon
OMFG REVERSE MILLIE 2.0
ok well then why the fuck is your last visitor message from 3/30 what it is then?Erronius said:People don"t be paranoid I"m a dude, I mean c"mon
Details needed!Divinefactor said:I got moved to China for work... Chinese women can be very interesting... till they squat on your toilet and spit on your carpet.
God damnit not helping.Etoille said:ok well then why the fuck is your last visitor message from 3/30 what it is then?
OMFG REVERSE MILLIE 2.0
lolololololololDivinefactor said:As the night time activities proceed, she ends up having to hawk up a loogey or something and rather than spit it into the trash can or the toilet or the sink or the shower or the tile floor, she spits on my carpet. I question why she would do something like this and she shrugs... tells me something about how its not my apartment so dont worry about it... I tell her it is my apartment. She shrugs again. Language barrier? Cultural Barrier? Who knows.
Asian people doing strange shit? You don"t say....Divinefactor said:Being a foreigner in asia is similar to shooting fish in a barrel (see Dabamf for proof)
China is no exception.
Went to a bar, did a little bit of gaming, took girl back home. She ended up using my bathroom. When I went in after, I notice two shoeprints on the toilet seat. I asked her if she could show me how to use the toilets here in China.
She proceeds to put the lid up, then stand on the seat and squat over it. Interesting.
As the night time activities proceed, she ends up having to hawk up a loogey or something and rather than spit it into the trash can or the toilet or the sink or the shower or the tile floor, she spits on my carpet. I question why she would do something like this and she shrugs... tells me something about how its not my apartment so dont worry about it... I tell her it is my apartment. She shrugs again. Language barrier? Cultural Barrier? Who knows.
I had a HS librarian who was raised in China, used to clear her throat like a sailor and spit straight into those old style metal trashcans. Also never shaved her pits so had the "buckwheat in a headlock" going on, plus her family runs a couple of restaurants so she"d bring chinese food in and store it in her desk for a few days unrefrigerated. She was a blast, a really good person, their restaurants were/are A+, but the little things...yeesh.Divinefactor said:As the night time activities proceed, she ends up having to hawk up a loogey or something and rather than spit it into the trash can or the toilet or the sink or the shower or the tile floor, she spits on my carpet. I question why she would do something like this and she shrugs... tells me something about how its not my apartment so dont worry about it... I tell her it is my apartment. She shrugs again. Language barrier? Cultural Barrier? Who knows.
+1 lolSoygen said:I guess blowing your load in her mouth is a bad idea, since you"ll be on clean-up detail.
Hahah! WTF? Is that normally for the most of them? That"s pretty vile (the spitting part).Divinefactor said:Being a foreigner in asia is similar to shooting fish in a barrel (see Dabamf for proof)
China is no exception.
Went to a bar, did a little bit of gaming, took girl back home. She ended up using my bathroom. When I went in after, I notice two shoeprints on the toilet seat. I asked her if she could show me how to use the toilets here in China.
She proceeds to put the lid up, then stand on the seat and squat over it. Interesting.
As the night time activities proceed, she ends up having to hawk up a loogey or something and rather than spit it into the trash can or the toilet or the sink or the shower or the tile floor, she spits on my carpet. I question why she would do something like this and she shrugs... tells me something about how its not my apartment so dont worry about it... I tell her it is my apartment. She shrugs again. Language barrier? Cultural Barrier? Who knows.
Everywhere.Ravvenn said:Hahah! WTF? Is that normally for the most of them? That"s pretty vile (the spitting part).
I can"t say I like that rack. There"s a good chance it"s one of those huge pepperoni ones.Adebisi the Onion Knight said:So I created a GUI interface using Visual Basic and I was able to track the actual identity of Ravven"s pool friend.
Case.
Closed.