Ser Kegkilla said:
do you really have to ask? at this point, it"s more than safe to say she"s a hideous morph head with all the classiness of a tuesday afternoon cocktail waitress. do you honestly think any woman worth half a shit would marry a poster child for abortion such as aanima?
can someone remind me what the conditions of the marriage were? i seem to remember them being mormons and virgins or some other sort of bizarre retarded element to the whole thing. i really don"t understand how people can fuck up that bad at life unless they are actually trying to.
I could be wrong but here are the Cliff Notes I remember:
- Married as virgins
- Wife works
- He stays home with his disabled children and plays Mr. Mom
- Over time he becomes a Christina Aguilera (AKA: weeping vagina)
- Wife stops having sex with him or being affectionate
- He starts begging and becoming more of a giant pussy
- Wife does stuff to make a porn star blush to different co-workers while he is clueless
- Comes here asking for advice, which was provided in good faith attempts to help him see the light
- He steadfastly refused it all
- His vagina grew 3 sizes that day
- Something about angry sex (he might have cried afterwards I can"t remember)
- Finds out what his wife was really doing
- Vows to make it work
- Wife keeps doing what she do...ya know...everyone else but Aamina
- Wifey bails on relationship
- Divorce starts
- Pics promised post divorce
- Adolescent pre-tween coming of age female novella written and bragged about
- Divorce over
- Whales are harpooned
- Foreheads were kissed
- Pages and pages of crying about Keg picking on him
- Everything that can be done to avoid posting pictures is done
I think that sums it up. I could be wrong on some points it"s been a while since I re-read that story.
