Girls who broke your heart thread

Maybe she"s a squirter.

Trexmussen said:

I pitty all ya"lls girlfriends

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Trexmussen said:

I pitty all ya"lls girlfriends

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That troll attempt fell short, you made it too obvious, you"ve got to be more subtle if you want a better reaction.

Big W Powah! said:

I could tear your post apart

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I"m glad you agree there"s a lot of content in my post. does this mean I"m approved to be a jug?

I"ll consider it. maybe

Divinefactor said:

Any words of wisdom from the peanut gallery on solutions to this possibly common dilemma? Coffee dates are better (you can sit next to people and allows for touch escalation). But what about when you go to dinner?

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Yes, don"t start the date by going to dinner. Every single time I"ve initially taken the girl to a restaurant "first" it"s never once worked for me. If I started the date at the beach, escalated, held hands, swam, kissed... then after, asked her if she was hungry and wanted to get something to eat, it has always gone much better.

Obviously what works for one person, won"t work for someone else, but the way I "fixed" your problem was to avoid it completely. Build attraction first, then comfort afterwards. It helps that I live 10 minutes away from the beach, and I have a dog that loves to go there in the summer. I"ve never had a relationship go well in the winter, because I haven"t figured out a way around that problem.

I took a few girls to the beach here during the winter and had success. If it"s just cold, it"s easy to hold them tight under the auspices of keeping warm, and if it"s raining, you"re already snuggled up under an umbrella. Make it a decent sized umbrella and you"ve got yourself a privacy dome under which you can make out.

As for my ex, she didn"t know that I was with / am with anyone. The night of my birthday, I went home alone (gasp) but that morning and the previous night I was with Miss Waxed Asshole. My present from her consisted of a long hand-written card expressing too much sentiment considering our short time together, an awful bland Korean expensive cake and letting me blow inside her (two times!) because she was on her period. Alas, I didn"t Grobbee (or was it Goliath)-style vacuum it out with my mouth.

Phoenix said:

Grobbee = creampie eater
Goliath = what women do right after sex
Galiem = period eating vampire

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G, it"s almost like you"re Going for the Grossest Grouping you could find.

I refer you to my sig!

Jabberwhacky said:

I took a few girls to the beach here during the winter and had success. If it"s just cold, it"s easy to hold them tight under the auspices of keeping warm, and if it"s raining, you"re already snuggled up under an umbrella. Make it a decent sized umbrella and you"ve got yourself a privacy dome under which you can make out.

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Thanks for the suggestion.

The reason I don"t sit next to her has nothing to do with her profession, and this question is not specific to her.

If I was at a coffeeshop, it would be easy, but most restaurants here just are not conducive to it.

It looks like the best advice is avoid that situation entirely to begin with... or wait until you get close enough to the person that its okay to sit on the same side of the booth.

Agreed that dinner dates right off the bat can be difficult for a slew of reasons. It puts a ton of pressure on both parties to be able to have an entertaining conversation for an hour or more, and any lapses are incredibly obvious and awkward. If you"ve only spoken to or known the other person briefly, it can be terrible. Definitely a second or third date kind of thing.

ok again it"s like 7:30 in the am and a certain friend named Riko aor Rako should be posting some juicy deets but in the interim this is a korlnea passed otu in my bed at the current hour that i could or could not diddle (did or did not) and etc. point being y"all should quit yor jobs and come here cuz shit"s ridic lol

i"m not sayin she"s hot i"m just sayin i spent 45 minutes out on the curb with her waitin on her like an asshole passed out like a sack of shit so i could finally scoop her into a taxi, gentlamen style, and now i"m uupload this to the interwebs cuz bitch ain"t givin me love. much respect GoT

if you guys keep talking about fucking wevibes and kiruns and totes and #### i swear to god this shit"s gonna get weird from the land of the rising sun ish.

titittttttttttttttttttttttttttttiessssssssssssssss ssssssssssss not related to the girl above

ps my socks. they play.

WHY DID I LET HER HOLD MY TEDDY BEAR DUDE"S LIKE 25 YEARS OLD ACCCCCCCCCCHH BEAR AIDS