Girls who broke your heart thread

hereticjones said:

Small tits for the win. Well,nicesmall tits for the win. When she"s 45, they"ll still look 18.

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This is absolutely not true. Tiny tits can still become tiny flapjacks. It"s depressing.

Drinsic said:

This is absolutely not true. Tiny tits can still become tiny flapjacks. It"s depressing.

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Indeed.

I have no desire to ever see the tits Col. Gathers and Brock are talking about. Even in animated form.

Different girl.

Even if it wasn"t, we"re talking about the future version of electrical-tape-pasty girl, when her tiny tits become tiny flapjacks... possibly. So, basically, I don"t know what we"re talking about anymore. Pancake girl still sucks until you post some pictures (preferably holding a plate of pancakes at this point).

Drinsic said:

This is absolutely not true. Tiny tits can still become tiny flapjacks. It"s depressing.

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No I know, and it is depressing. I guess what I mean is, they"re less heir to gravity and sagging and such. This assuming you don"t pop babies out of her. So while they of coursecanbecome dollar pancakes, it"s not a given like it is with huge floppy titties.

No matter what, big tits are on a slow southward migration.

ALL that shit aside, let"s say I"m totally full of shit and tits no matter their size will all deflate and become wrankly washleather purses of full of broken tears and shattered dreams. Even if that"s true it doesn"t matter; I just prefer smaller tits.

Hey, to each their own, I just didn"t want anyone getting the wrong idea and going on a tiny titty hunt under the assumption they"ll never go bad.

As long as she"s flying down to visit you or she pays your air fare to visit her, this is acceptable.

Ser Kegkilla said:

i just found out the love of my life (a russian girl who worked at the Jersey shore for a few summers) is moving to Canada to study. i have found reason to go on living.

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Where in Canada?

Ser Kegkilla said:

i just found out the love of my life (a russian girl who worked at the Jersey shore for a few summers) is moving to Canada to study. i have found reason to go on living.

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Eomer is going to be all over that.

Ser Kegkilla said:

if i had to walk 500 miles to fall down at her door it would be worth it

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Yeah, but would you walk 500 more?

Drinsic said:

Yeah, but would you walk 500 more?

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I think he would, just to be the man that walked 1000 miles to be at her door. Talunda?

Who fucking knows? Scottish gibberish as far as I"m concerned.

I think the fact that Keg is Proclaiming his love is a step in the right direction.

He should Proclaim his love to the whole wide world.

When things go bad he can Shout Shout why its Over and Done With in this thread.