GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

Astr0creep_sl said:

if he knows and he knows cersei likely knows then why the hell would he tell her "its about time you get married and have more kids"?

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Do you think he was proposing they fall in love? She is a woman, she breeds. That is what women do. He is a man, gay as he is he has a cock that can enter her vagina and spill semen where it may impregnate her.

Because marriage is about spawning legitimate children, not about liking each other. Gays and lesbians have been married and spawning for millennia, especially noble born ones. Most realize they have to do their duty and poop out a few kids and get on with it in time. Poor Renly just struggled a bit with it, though I'm sure he would have came around, especially how open Margeary was.

In fact, one could argue gay spouses are kind of handy as they generally don't create bastards.

im sorry, im not an expert on such matters, but dont gay guys typically only get excited for other men? wheres that semen gonna come from? (no pun intended) )

yeah. i believe that was before Beverly Hills Cop 4: The Phantom Tranny

You might want to sit down for this bro, but hardons are a physiological reaction. If some hairy, bearded viking of a man went down on you right now, you'd get a raging erection. Gay people have kids all the time. How else do you explain all the gay people?

For Queen and Country, my good man!

chaos_sl said:

You might want to sit down for this bro, but hardons are a physiological reaction. If some hairy, bearded viking of a man went down on you right now, you'd get a raging erection. Gay people have kids all the time. How else do you explain all the gay people?

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so chaos, if betty white went down on you you would get a raging erection as well? sorry im not buying that. if something isnt sexually attractive to you, no way you get a boner. maybe if he was looking at some gayporn or thinking about manass he might be able to fake it i guess. still its a sketchy situation.

Merrith_sl said:

I don't see how we can complain about the jars scene but praise the foreshadowing from Qyburn in his scene. I doubt Selyse gets that much screen time, so adding in the scene with the jars really drives home the point she's fucked in the head. I thought it was a good addition to make her character pretty clear.

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I suppose it was more of a feeling that fetus jars are something I'd expect to see in a sci fi or medical thriller and not a medieval fantasy, but yes, it does help quickly establish that she's strange.

Burnesto_sl said:

It won't cut to credits until they leave us thinking Arya gets killed.

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That's one way I picture it. They'll show her outside during the RW, the camera will zoom in on her as she's running (the Hound's weapon's POV on horseback), then cut to credits right as it hits her. Another idea is it goes to credits right after Cat dies and there's no music, just silence.

Astr0creep_sl said:

so chaos, if betty white went down on you you would get a raging erection as well? sorry im not buying that. if something isnt sexually attractive to you, no way you get a boner. maybe if he was looking at some gayporn or thinking about manass he might be able to fake it i guess. still its a sketchy situation.

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Yes, you would. It isn't about what you find culturally attractive, so what? You trying to tell me you never slayed one dragon? I don't buy THAT shit. I've gotten erections from wearing pants that fit weird before, or picturing my professor's old lady titties. I would service Betty White like a motherfucking champion.

ive slayed dragons and swam with with the sea cows, but some things i wouldnt even consider no matter how thick the beer goggles got. i can arrange betty white coming to visit you. is your place wheelchair accessible?

You'er seriously fucking retarded Astro. Seriously. Fucking. Retarded. Ned should have taken your head when he had the chance.

Hello Fight, nice to see you too. please cry more. your tears are delicious.

Are you kidding? Betty white is one of those grannies that no man should have trouble pleasing stone cold sober. You can just listen to her and realize that she would be FUN, dude.

Sure, no one should be lusting after her. That's just a weird fetish. But locked in a room with an xbox and a randy Betty White for 6 hours?

Challenge accepted.

Rengak_sl said:

Talisa will be at the wedding where it is revealed she is a Lannister spy. Probably not, but this video is somewhat convincing.

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I have to hand it to the writers of the show. They planted this stuff well. And they answered our own questions about how far in advance the Westerlings were positioning themselves to betray Robb.

The Baratheons are Stannis, Renly, and Robert. Robert was the eldest and the prior king. Renly was the youngest. Stannis is mixed up with the red lady and still wants to be king. Stannis was the one whose assault was rebuffed by the green fire.

Jaime was speaking of the rebellion that Robert won. He was talking about the prior King, the "mad" king, a Targaryen and father of the dragon girl.

That old guy is Tywin, the midget is his son, Tyrion. He is the lord of house Lannister and Hand of the King. His grandson Joffrey is the King. His grandson is allegedly a Baratheon as he is the son of Robert, but some people think otherwise. Ned Stark was locked up for his opinion on this in Season 1, and then beheaded.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

Ok, so I never read the books, and honestly I can't remember who half the people are in the show any more.

Who are the Baratheons? (the people who attacked King Geoffry and got blown up by the green fire).

Was what Jaime said, in the hot tub with the big dyke, true? I seem to remember the king being a big old fat guy that would go pig hunting. I don't even remember his death.

Who is the old guy that told Tywin (midget??) and Lena Heady that they had to get married to other people at the end of this episode? Why isn't he king?

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This guy claims to be a doctor.

Honestly if you haven't read a page of the books I can see how it can be confusing. I read book 2 after last season, and plan on reading 3 after this season, simply because I was completely confused about half the cast of characters.

However Aychamo still went full retard not knowing who major characters are nor their names. I could understand not knowing who's head Robb took or some of the other minor characters. But thinking Tyrion = Tywin? Come on man. Not knowing how monarchies even function? Come on man.

Also Littlefinger sending a male hooker to knight of flowers had me rolling