GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

Time to go rewatch some shit if your memory is that bad.

Great episode. Rob saying he will ask for help from someone he lied to / betrayed is really odd. People watching fresh have to know somethings gotta come of that.

Also dem titties.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

Ok, so I never read the books, and honestly I can't remember who half the people are in the show any more.

Who are the Baratheons? (the people who attacked King Geoffry and got blown up by the green fire).

Was what Jaime said, in the hot tub with the big dyke, true? I seem to remember the king being a big old fat guy that would go pig hunting. I don't even remember his death.

Who is the old guy that told Tywin (midget??) and Lena Heady that they had to get married to other people at the end of this episode? Why isn't he king?

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YOU KNOW NOTHING, AYCHAMO

oh look Astrocreep is back

The Ancient_sl said:

This guy claims to be a doctor.

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No shit. Dude must be extremely combo'ed when he watches every episode.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

Ok, so I never read the books, and honestly I can't remember who half the people are in the show any more.

Who are the Baratheons? (the people who attacked King Geoffry and got blown up by the green fire).

Was what Jaime said, in the hot tub with the big dyke, true? I seem to remember the king being a big old fat guy that would go pig hunting. I don't even remember his death.

Who is the old guy that told Tywin (midget??) and Lena Heady that they had to get married to other people at the end of this episode? Why isn't he king?

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How are you a fucking doctor?

"Roose Change" is a nice touch.

Tuco_sl said:

Man I didn't pick up on this at all. In the books is she shown as a spy? I can't remember.

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In the books it was shown that the Westerlings (Or whoever her family was), was promised a lot if they could get Rob to fuck up. When he was injured, they had their pretty daughter "tend" to him while he was injured. It seemed like she wasn't aware, but her parents most certainly planned it and were working for the Lannisters.

Also, in the books, when she was captured, it probably wasn't her. Jaime didn't know about the plot, and I think they used another girl to fool him into thinking he captured the right woman. Which is why a lot of people believe she didn't know she was actively betraying Rob--but was just a pawn being used by her family. Maybe the show will put an end to that theory though and show she knew the whole time.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

Thank you for answering without nerd raging over a TV series I'm mildly interested in.

So who has the true right to the throne? Is it Daenyris (hot blonde, nice tits)?

Why isn't Robert Baratheon king any more? How did they "lose" the throne?

So the kings were:

"mad" Targaryen
then Robert Baratheon
then the fat king that was married to Lena Heady and on a hunting trip

The other clarification makes sense now, why Geoffrey has the throne. I was wondering why Jaime didn't have a claim, but if Lena Heady simply married the king, then that makes sense.

And so the people who want the throne from Geoffrey are Stannis Baratheon, Daneyris blondie, and the Stark boy (Rob) who just offended the other -stark people and is now looking for more soldiers.

Who are the wildlings siding with and are they making a claim to the throne?

The protectors of the wall, why did they go north of the wall again, and are they loyal to the Lannisters?

And, the little stark girl that's going to be sold back to her brother for money, the people they're with, who are they loyal to? No one?

Fuck...

I really do need to re-watch this. Wife and I finished Breaking Bad and Walking Dead, so maybe I can get her to give this a shot.

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Robert Baratheon IS the fat guy that was killed on the hunting trip.

Dude, you clearly haven't even watched the show at all. Or you're just hopped up on what ever you felt like Rx'ing yourself with.

In terms of the "true right" to the throne thats what all the fucking drama is about. If you absolutely had to say "true" right it would probably be Dany ( yes nice tits ). Her family was sitting on the throne after it was usurped by ROBERT BARATHEON the same fat guy that "died boar hunting".

Robert and his lineage bear right to the throne as well. That technically falls to his children, if not his children then Stannis his brother.

Yes Joffery has the throne because of his mother the queen. Now, SINCE Joffery is a child borne of incest techinically he has no legitimate claim to the throne. Thats why they killed your Wakandan ned, and many others.

Jon Snow was the bastard of ned stark, correct. Yes he is with the wildlings apparently currently doing some recon? and probably trying to find a way out. Though fuck I wouldn't leave if I was doing naughty things to ygritte either.

The wildlings I don't believe have a side. I think they know "winter" is coming and that means you GTFO if you have warm blood flowing through your veins. White walkers and what not.

The protectors of the wall are the Nights Watch. They hold no lands and hold no allegiances to anyone but defending the wall. They went north of the wall to investigate people coming back to life and because of the King Beyond the wall marching towards the wall.

Holy shit man. Do you pay attention even just a little bit?

Robert Baratheon (fat guy) was the king when the series started. He was killed in a hunting accident, making his "son" Joffrey the new king. Cersei (Lena Heady) Lannister was married to Robert. Jaime Lannister is a member of the Kingsguard. They take a vow to protect the king and give up any familial rights. Basically, he can never own land, that's why Tyrion said earlier that Casterly Rock (the Lannister home town) is by rights his after Tywin (his father).

The people "competing" for the throne are Joffrey (the current king), Robb Stark (king of the North), Daenerys Targaryan, Stannis Baratheon (Robert's brother, and if Joffrey is technically a Lannister, the rightful heir to the throne) and Balon Greyjoy (Theon Greyjoy, the guy being tortured's father).

The wildlings don't concern themselves with the politics of the Seven Kingdoms. North of the wall isn't part of them, much like Essos (where Daenerys is) isn't. The wildlings are "free" people, and therefore don't have a king (although they are now currently aligning themselves under Mance Raydar [Caesar]).

The protectors of the wall are the Night's Watch. They also don't have a loyalty to anyone in the Seven Kingdoms. They're there to protect them, but they are kind of a separate entity.

Arya Stark is with the Brotherhood Without Banners. If you can't figure that shit out, you're retarded. They've seriously probably mentioned it half a dozen times...this season.

Kings: Mad King, Robert Baratheon (married to Lena Heady), then he got himself killed and now his "son" Joffrey is on the throne.

Wildlings are with nobody, they are just sort of running away from the bad shit up north.

aychamo_aycono_sl said:

fagshit

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This thread isn't your own personal lazy ass wiki for your retarded questions that are easily answered just passively watching the show.

Dude watched Walking Dead over Game of Thrones.