Test run of pizza rolls in the oven. First thought is steam will make them explode. Some exploding is a feature, but I want to minimize it. Rolled pizza dough between two parchment sheets with generous amounts of olive oil, cut into rectangles. Pre cooked the filling so it was about a half reduced pizza sauce. Tasting it I'm pretty sure I need to add a bucket of oregano and some MSG to hit the real processed totinos flavor, but this is my good sauce from the garden the summer, so I'm not adding that. Fresh mozz and cubed pepperoni from italy. I'm probably going to hit them with a butter and herb brush right at the end, much like the first meme recipe I downloaded 20 years ago:
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I'm sure there's some disaster ahead for my plan.
Edit: Dough was too thick, I probably need to butter them before going in, and I need way more cheese than I thought I did. Half cheese is probably a minimum. I feel completely prepared to fuck it up again on the superbowl.