Halloween 2019

Aamry

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20 days out. Does anyone have any immaculate plans or costumes planned?

I bought this to go around with my kid

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Letsinod

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That thing over the door is cool as hell. Did you actually build that and put it all together?
 

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If I were into Halloween, Epstein would be hilarious
 
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Oldbased

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Man Meijer tonight had this skull that was the size of a office chair( seat down ) that weighed like 50lbs and sang anytime you got near it.
It was the last one and it was $89. I am thinking I need to go back and get it and after Halloween just stick it in the gazebo out back for 11 months of the year.
It was about 30 inches tall, 30 inches wide and 36 inches long.
 

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Remember folks, baking cookies is a fun and personal way of giving out treats this Halloween! Just remember to mix your jizz in really well into the batter to make sure everyone will get a secret drop!

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hory

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That is my cousin's work. He is the holiday designer for some of the casino's in Vegas.

What are they made out of? They look really good! Nice roof too!
 

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My wife and I were playing the what would be a terrible but almost believable trick or treat thing to give kids. We settled on 1. Candy condoms- yes they exist 2. Candy cigarettes 3. An STD brochure - all in a little bag. It makes me wonder if the police would be called or the news or nothing. I'm tempted but not stupid. Damn
 

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My wife and I were playing the what would be a terrible but almost believable trick or treat thing to give kids. We settled on 1. Candy condoms- yes they exist 2. Candy cigarettes 3. An STD brochure - all in a little bag. It makes me wonder if the police would be called or the news or nothing. I'm tempted but not stupid. Damn

you gunna put one of them blue pumpkins up to let everyone know you have allergy friendly treats?
 

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My wife and I were playing the what would be a terrible but almost believable trick or treat thing to give kids. We settled on 1. Candy condoms- yes they exist 2. Candy cigarettes 3. An STD brochure - all in a little bag. It makes me wonder if the police would be called or the news or nothing. I'm tempted but not stupid. Damn

The fact that you are tempted to give young kids candy condoms and an std brochure for Halloween kind of contradicts the 'not stupid' part of your post...

I guess you could also just be one of the scumbags who supports drag queen story time and trannies stripping for 7 year olds, though.
 
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k^M

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I usually just try to ice the walk/driveway really well and put a bowl of candy out. Gotta work for that diabetes, kids.
 
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Guurn

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The fact that you are tempted to give young kids candy condoms and an std brochure for Halloween kind of contradicts the 'not stupid' part of your post...

I guess you could also just be one of the scumbags who supports drag queen story time and trannies stripping for 7 year olds, though.
Ya. No. I'm the type of scumbag that likes to have a beer and a laugh about stupid shit.
 
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Melbrebel

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I like Halloween for the kids. I would rather them come to my front door and get candy no matter the age, than out there doing something stupid.
 
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