Hello to everyone...

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Phillip23, you're a good man. With a heart of steel and a can-do attitude. You wouldn't let anything get in your way, not even a pack of blood thirsty orphans riding high on Montana pickle juice.

P23, 2016.

His name was Robert Polson.

Greetings and felicitations.

as a welcoming gift...

i present to you...


...drum roll please...

edit: no -tuco

Damn, dude needs a trim.

I knew Philip21, what improvements have been made in the last two releases?

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?