Hodj's Saltitarium

Asshat Brando

Potato del Grande
12d 7h 12m
I wonder, where would Zuckerberg rank now on worlds worst Billionaires?

1. Murdoch
2. Koch
3. Koch
4. Zuck?

This is crazy talk.



<Gold Donor>
71d 12h 15m
I got a few to add to this...

There was a dude in my office who used to run full speed down the hall, weird as fuck... As if every meeting was life and death.

There was a H1b Indian who shit on the toilet squatting over it, how we knew? There was shoe prints on the seat.

Another dude used to talk to himself all the time.

Arab dude, actually a doctor of mathematics, which smelled up the whole corner of the office with BO, it was so fucking bad HR actually sent out several emails about general hygiene to the office.

Someone left a flesh light in one of the private bathrooms one morning in the sink. Next person which went in there saw it, reported it to HR and then we had 2 fucking weeks of non stop sensitivity and sexual harassment seminars. They even shut down the 2 private bathrooms, made them into storage closets.


Make America's Team Great Again
<Gold Donor>
29d 14h 48m
I would file a complaint with the EEOC if they shut down the private bathrooms at my job.

Since we're talking bathroom stories ... at my first real job, the safety guy once got a biohazzard bag from the medical supply rep. So he put it on the desk of this weird guy .. we'll call him booger flicking bill since that's what everyone else in the office called him behind his back ... with a note saying he needed a stool sample. Booger flicking bill wasn't there when he did it so we all went to lunch. When we got back from lunch, we saw ole booger flicking bill headed for the bathroom with that biohazard bag in hand. The truly unfortunate thing is that the safety guy was with me and he stopped him and told him it was a joke. I woulda let it go if it was up to me because that bag of shit wasn't about to be placed on MY desk.
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