2/10
Save yourself, DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE. The trailers are a total misdirect, this is not a heist or thriller movie in any way. Its a female friendship girl power movie. Which is fine, I have zero probs with that, but the trailers paint this as a sort of heist-y, see sexy chicks doing cool things kinda movie. NOPE. Its the J Lo and Constance Wu friendship hour of power, with the two of them talking and crying with each other for endless amounts of time. I wanted to kill myself halfway through.
For a movie where the majority of the cast are supposed to be strippers, none of them get naked. Or topless. Or wear anything other than lingerie. Saudi Arabian lingerie. While stripping on stage, in NYC. You know what you do see a lot of though? Dick. Well, not a lot, a few dong shots I guess to get that R rating, but you see way more dick than any other body part.
This is a movie aimed squarely at women, the wife enjoyed it although she disapproved of the language and strippers. This movie is total girl power and "men are just ATM machines", every stripper has a kid and is raising it without a daddy, all men are scumbags but also retards who drop $10k for a strip dance and nothing more. The entire conceit of the movie is that a few strippers decide to rip off their customers by roofying them and then charging their corporate credit cards to the max. Thats it. No cool "these strippers become bank robbers" or "they case a Wall Street safe and rob it Die Hard style", they are ... strippers doing usual stripper things.
On the plus side Cardi B is in the movie for maybe 2 minutes tops, you can tell her scenes because your ear drums want to explode. Also my wife promised a strip tease tonight to make up for this shitty movie.
