I Play Rocky (2026)

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Title: I Play Rocky (2026)

Genre: Drama

Director: Peter Farrelly

Cast: Anthony Ippolito, Stephan James, Matt Dillon, AnnaSophia Robb, P.J. Byrne, Jay Duplass, Kiki Seto, Toby Kebbell, Tracy Letts, Robert Morgan, Saul Stein, Trevor St. John

Release: 2026-11-05

Plot: A failing actors writes the ultimate underdog story and must fight for his chance to play the role of a lifetime- Rocky Balboa.
 
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I got a soft spot (hard spots too) for Rocky. I'll give this a try on streaming, see Stallone's life story on screen. Sure, I'm in.
 
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It appears Stallone wasn't involved in the production of this movie which gives me pause, but I don't sense any faggotry from the trailer so yea I'm interested in watching this.

Also the closing line in the trailer from the Carl Weathers character made me laugh.

"I'm an actor god damnit...we always lie."
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looks awesome, that voice is great. i hope this is the beginning of the I Play Stallone Universe (IPSU)

I Play Rambo
I Play Rambo Again
I Play Cobra

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spronk said:
looks awesome, that voice is great. i hope this is the beginning of the I Play Stallone Universe (IPSU)

I Play Rambo
I Play Rambo Again
I Play Cobra

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That entire scene is pure wtf.

 
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Cobra is a fascinating watch. Stallone gives his character as many different cool characteristics as he could think of. Cobra has a cool look, cool one-liners, a cool car, cool gun, etc. except the sum total of it all is something that lacks any authenticity. The violence is over the top but more in terms of just how many mooks Cobra dispatches than the gore but there's also big spikes of gore. It's hard to explain. There's a bunch of what amount to railing kills (desperado gets shot, bends over, falls over a railing, no blood, no gore) but also we totally impale a dude on a hook and drag his bitch ass in to a motherfucking furnace.

I can't say I like it but it's doing stuff.
 
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Arbitrary said:
Cobra is a fascinating watch. Stallone gives his character as many different cool characteristics as he could think of. Cobra has a cool look, cool one-liners, a cool car, cool gun, etc. except the sum total of it all is something that lacks any authenticity. The violence is over the top but more in terms of just how many mooks Cobra dispatches than the gore but there's also big spikes of gore. It's hard to explain. There's a bunch of what amount to railing kills (desperado gets shot, bends over, falls over a railing, no blood, no gore) but also we totally impale a dude on a hook and drag his bitch ass in to a motherfucking furnace.

I can't say I like it but it's doing stuff.
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They ended up cutting 45 minutes out to get down to an R rating and get more showings in. No idea if that would have fleshed it out any more or if it was just a coked out mash up of 80s action movie tropes
 
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Does it explain why he kept a gun cleaning kit in a egg carton inside of a freezer? Or why he likes eating frozen pizza?
 
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Big Phoenix said:
Does it explain why he kept a gun cleaning kit in a egg carton inside of a freezer? Or why he likes eating frozen pizza?
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Because crimes a disease, and he's the cure, and eating pizza is easier if you cut it with a pair of scissors!
 
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Pretty impressive how accurate the look and voice of both Stallone and Weathers is.
 
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Gutterflesh said:
It appears Stallone wasn't involved in the production of this movie which gives me pause, but I don't sense any faggotry from the trailer so yea I'm interested in watching this.

Also the closing line in the trailer from the Carl Weathers character made me laugh.

"I'm an actor god damnit...we always lie."
Food Yes GIF by SWR3
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Funny you say you don't sense any faggotry when Stallone did faggotry porn before becoming a star.
 
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To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Rocky, The Italian Stallion returns to the big screen worldwide this November.

 
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M Power said:
Funny you say you don't sense any faggotry when Stallone did faggotry porn before becoming a star.
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What part of this is the gay part? It was also softcore, not explicit. Why are you gay?

The film deals with the sex life of a young New York City woman, Kitty, and her boyfriend, Stud. Stud is brutal and oafish, but Kitty is enamored with his sexual performance. They sometimes engage in light sadomasochism, with Stud belt-whipping Kitty. Stud later posts a sign on a bulletin board inviting people to a party. Several people show up at Kitty and Stud's apartment and they engage in group sex, with Stud servicing all the women.
 
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