If u could b any animal what would you be?

iannis

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I'm gonna go with lion.

I get to live in a cage, fat and happy, and then when I finally can't take it anymore I get to eat a young intern who forgot to lock the door to the small cage while she was cleaning my shit out of my big cage!

lion gunna lion.
 

Dom

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Who do I talk to to bring my time-traveling horse idea to the screen? Maybe a Bojack spinoff? Mr. Smiley's Time-Traveling Abortion Clinic. "Got a Hitler problem? Don't want to share the will with siblings? Just dial 1-800-Neighmester. No problem too big, no fetus too small!"
 
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