If u could b any animal what would you be?

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The_Black_Log Foler

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I'm thinking I would be an American bald eagle.
 
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Vanessa

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Foler is an NPC but he's coming in to the drama from stage right instead of stage left.

Dude needs perma-rickshaw; this is getting ridic.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Foler is an NPC but he's coming in to the drama from stage right instead of stage left.

Dude needs perma-rickshaw; this is getting ridic.

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a_skeleton_05

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I'd be a time travelling horse that would go back in time to kick your mother in the stomach while she was carrying you.
 
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Sterling

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At what point do the crossover posts from the Furries thread start happening in this thread?
 
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iannis

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I'm gonna go with lion.

I get to live in a cage, fat and happy, and then when I finally can't take it anymore I get to eat a young intern who forgot to lock the door to the small cage while she was cleaning my shit out of my big cage!

lion gunna lion.
 
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Aaron

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Paki... God that was good. Made my day, and this thread. :emoji_sweat_smile:
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Who do I talk to to bring my time-traveling horse idea to the screen? Maybe a Bojack spinoff? Mr. Smiley's Time-Traveling Abortion Clinic. "Got a Hitler problem? Don't want to share the will with siblings? Just dial 1-800-Neighmester. No problem too big, no fetus too small!"
 
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