If you could pick a new member for the board...

Il_Duce Lightning Lord Rule

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I've read a lot about Julius, but not as much about Augustus, but what I have read makes him sound even more interesting. That was one cold motherfucker you didn't want to cross.

Second choice would probably be Niccolo Machiavelli.
 

Aaron

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Edgar Allan Poe, because I think he'd be really funny and happy, and add a great deal to the humour of the board.
He'd also appreciate Trollface's jailbait posts!

On a slightly similar (gothic, not perverse) note, I'd go for H.P. Lovecraft!
 

Gravy

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I'm going to add Leonardo Dicaprio. Before you neg me, I choose him because he'd be likely to post tits of the hottest broads.
 

lurkingdirk

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I'm going to add Leonardo Dicaprio. Before you neg me, I choose him because he'd be likely to post tits of the hottest broads.
Neg him. Doesn't matter what tits Dicaprio can post.

Some tits Dicaprio has seen:

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