If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

Xarpolis

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Personally, I'd masturbate right away, just to know if it really does feel any better or worse for a girl.
Try a dildo also, because why not?

You better stop there because going any further than that and you get into a really strange place. Like... Would you let some dude fuck you to see what that feels like? Super gay.
If you did decide to go that route, how would you choose which dude to let fuck you? This is so gay. Maybe your only choice would be to try a tranny film star like Bailey Jay or some shit.
 

BoozeCube

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There are simpler ways to come out of the closet.
 

Ronaan

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I'd be the biggest slut I could possibly be.
 

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Complete amateurs. First thing you do is accuse some Hollywood bigwig of making you feel uncomfortable years ago and cash in. Then do some hard porn, and none of that sissy vivid stuff, you go full legalporno
 

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Wasn't this the plot of a 90s film?
 

Foler

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Isn't this what Vanessa's tranny thread is for?

Weird shut mane.
 

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If you wanna fuck, find the chick who swapped into your body and fuck her. #notgay

And yeah to the movie. I'm thinking hot chick with Rob Schneider.
 

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I'm not sure what age appropriate means. If she was my age I'd probably bitch about my wrinkles and all of the sagging. Much younger and I'd probably just go about my life.
 

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I'm still trying to figure out what "age appropriate female" means.

But for all the dudes that think its gay to get fucked by dudes, you know there's other options than dudes, right?
 

iannis

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Depends? Am I pretty?

If so, start digging for gold.

If not, suicide.

Wait. WAIT. What color am I? IS THIS A TRICK?!?!