In The Heart of the Sea
- Thread starter etchazz
- Start date
Orca Shill, I remember watching this Documentary as a kid and I know how deadly they are.
khorum
Murder Apologist
- 24,338
- 81,363
I'm not irrationally afraid of Orcas, I said they were dicks. And they ARE dicks. They're one of the worst species that exhibit sadism and cruelty who haven't also invented deathcamps and zyklon-b.
They're up there with Otters and Bottle-nosed Dolphins. In fact, Killer Whales aren't even whales at all, they're basically giant, slightly-less dickish DOLPHINS. And while Dolphins edge them out with their fucked upkidnap-and-gangrape-females-for-weeks routine, they at least don't lure Seal parents out to their deaths by tossing baby seals around half-dead like a terrified hackeysack.
Otters are the undisputed dicklords of the universe, though. Not only do Otters also kidnap and gangrape their own females to death, they're the only other known species that have formed little bands of redpill cuckotters. These little furry MRA otters-go-their-own-way then cruise around gangraping baby-seals to death then proceed to rape the corpse for another week.
Dicks:
They're up there with Otters and Bottle-nosed Dolphins. In fact, Killer Whales aren't even whales at all, they're basically giant, slightly-less dickish DOLPHINS. And while Dolphins edge them out with their fucked upkidnap-and-gangrape-females-for-weeks routine, they at least don't lure Seal parents out to their deaths by tossing baby seals around half-dead like a terrified hackeysack.
Otters are the undisputed dicklords of the universe, though. Not only do Otters also kidnap and gangrape their own females to death, they're the only other known species that have formed little bands of redpill cuckotters. These little furry MRA otters-go-their-own-way then cruise around gangraping baby-seals to death then proceed to rape the corpse for another week.
Dicks:
Can you really use the term rape when talking about the animal kingdom? I mean, there aren't many willing female participants within most species on Earth.
Famm
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
- 11,041
- 794
I don't know much about diving but they were among like ten thousand little prey fish. I'd be worried about sharks too.
This movie looks kinda cheesy, humongous ass whale attacking a tall ship? Everyone drowns, movie over!
Furry
WoW Office
- 19,544
- 24,679
Thats pretty much standard mustelid behavior. Weasels martens ect almost all basically go rape frenzy on everything. Infact, some species have even evolved the point that females that are raped quickly after being born can keep that gift around until they're old enough to use it.
No really. They're truly wonderful animals.
khorum
Murder Apologist
- 24,338
- 81,363
I'm no biologist, so here's hoping one can come along and explain the evolutionary advantage in the sea-otter's favorite pastime of raping baby seals to death then fucking their carcasses for the next seven days.
My theory is that since they were almost extinct until they became protected in the 60's, their population must've been whittled down to the most hardcore, cannibal-rapist shitlord-otters who survived the otter post-apocalypse.
So these sea otters are like the descendants of the otter versions of Mad Max and Imperator Furiosa, so OF COURSE they'd rape baby seals and drag their corpses around for a week.
My theory is that since they were almost extinct until they became protected in the 60's, their population must've been whittled down to the most hardcore, cannibal-rapist shitlord-otters who survived the otter post-apocalypse.
So these sea otters are like the descendants of the otter versions of Mad Max and Imperator Furiosa, so OF COURSE they'd rape baby seals and drag their corpses around for a week.
Actually, no one drowns, and what happens after the whale attacks the ship is the best part of the story.