Indiana Jones 5 (2020)

DickTrickle

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That article came out a day after Doomcock posted his alleged insider information, fwiw.
 
Arbitrary

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From right after Ford got injured on set

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Anna could be Helena's nickname making it all still fit! Thinking about it more I want Indy to also shit himself right before dying, something similar to the death of Chef in South Park.

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Ambiturner

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Chukzombi said:
www.dailymail.co.uk

Phoebe Waller-Bridge could replace Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones

Phoebe Waller-Bridge, 37, may take over the lead role of Indiana Jones from 80-year-old Harrison Ford after film-makers shot a series of possible endings for the fifth movie in the series.
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The British actress and writer will be introduced as Helena, Jones’s adventure-seeking goddaughter, in the upcoming fifth film in the series which is set for release next summer.

But now sources in Hollywood say Ms Waller-Bridge, 37, may take over the lead role from 80-year-old Ford after film-makers shot a series of possible endings. In one version, Ford’s character dies after passing on his famous bullwhip and weathered fedora to Helena.
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Not seeing where it says it wasn't Doomcock
 
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Ambiturner said:
Any tl;dw? About 5 minutes in and all he's done is talk in circles about some big news he has and how scared everyone is instead of just saying whatever the fuck it is
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It's almost like he stretches a 5 second rumor into a massive video to milk Youtube ad dollars and exploit the algorithms as much as possible!
 
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Ambiturner

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Only seen 1 other video from him and it was a few months ago where he was saying Disney was going anti-woke and had been on the anti-woke path for the last 2 years just like he has apparently been saying.

Anyone that takes him seriously is fucking retarded
 
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Until proven otherwise a rumor of an IP going woke is all that's needed for me to avoid a movie.

If I wanted to see Indiana Jones with tits then I'd go watch Tomb Raider.
 
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Gavinmad

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Would be kinda fucked up to pass the hat on to a god-daughter when he snatched it away from his biological son before he could try it on.

Also why invent a god-daughter instead of just using one of his canonical descendants?
 
Kaige

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They should've just created a "Jones Inc" and made a full crew to carry on the legacy.

Harrison Ford could've played the professor role and former graduate students of his became his gofers to find artifacts and fight Nazis.
 
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Cybsled said:
They could do that, but picking a god daughter helps them escape the continuity trap
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What was the point of Lucas going back and re-editing the entire Young Indiana series and including a direct reference to it in Crystal Skull then?
 
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Passing anything to anyone is fucking stupid. Nobody cares about Indiana Jones without Indiana Jones.
 
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Miguex said:
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Man they even brought gimli into this?

Also jfc Ford is 80 years old. This is gonna look worse than The Irishman. The whole "deaging" retardation is one of the absolute worst things ever.
 
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