IRC lulz

Been going through the past week or so on IRC. Long story short, Adam let me in on the Evelys has a penis thing but we weren't sure what to do with the info once Morenutz started going. (not wanting Evelys to pull the plug and run away like that cockgobbler did anyways)

Here are some of the irc lulz from these times. (I enjoyed dropping Evelys is a guy jokes, gonna break this post up a bit for readability)

(this first post is right around when morenetz.org went up last week)

<Evelys> Evelys: at the risk of being an attention-whoring, ego stroking bitch, it took me, Tuco, Urg, and Rav less than 12
hours to prop up a new board on a new domain that runs faster....but it was too hard and took over a month for req to fix a
malware exploit on his hidden ads

[20:23] <Evelys> If I wanted bigger boobs, I would have bought some by now
[20:23] <Daezuel> are trex and tyan for sale?
[20:23] <Daezuel> oh, you mean tits

[21:18] <Evelys> fucking fine, I just really don't wanna get all attention whotre hated like Trex
[21:18] <Evelys> heh
[21:18] <Evelys> there's a reason why half the people on FOH think I'm a guy

[21:20] <Daezuel> i still think you're a guy
[21:20] <Daezuel> i mean, it only makes sense

[21:20] <@Sammiel> Daez - thinking chicks were dudes before it was cool
[21:20] <Daezuel> new forums created by millie #2
[21:21] <Evelys> Sean: Exactly, which is why I don't make a point of it on the forums
[21:21] <Daezuel> now all you gotta do is start banning everyone
[21:21] <@Sammiel> Yeah Evelys definitely reminds me of Millie

[21:21] <Daezuel> to prove me correct
[21:21] <@Sammiel> Evelys probably has bigger balls than Millie
[21:21] <Sean> but not boobs
[21:21] <@Sammiel> nice
[21:21] <Evelys> =(
[21:21] <Evelys> that one hurt


[21:56] <Evelys> I'm a woman. I seek approval.
[21:56] <Evelys>
[21:56] <Daezuel> i have my doubts

more on the way.

<kegkilla> evelys what is the story behind the pic with you in the fishnets and giant boots?

[13:16] <@Evelys> I wore it to a club. A friend of mine is a photographer and he pervs on me and takes my picture when he likes my outfit
[13:16] <@Evelys> have a few others like it, but the attention whoring is already pissing other people off in that thread, heh

<Erronius> AKA: Def not a Swamp Donkey

[13:22] <@Sean> BurroCon not reached
[13:23] <@Sean> Swamp Donkey is a definite BurroCon 1

[13:24] <Drinsic> 1 as in worst?
[13:24] <Drinsic> because that's a stretch

[13:25] <@Sean> Yes, 1 is highest, Trex is the highest level of BurroCon
[13:25] <@Sean> Evelys does not register on the BurroCon scale at all

[13:25] <Erronius> give a whole new meaning to "Going to the Donkey Show"
[13:25] <Drinsic> if you're taking personality into account, i guess that's one thing, but i'd guess a number of those people running around saying trex is the ugliest thing on two legs are probably virgins
[13:26] <Erronius> def on personality
[13:26] <@Sean> Swamp Donkey is a state of being

(that last line is deep bro)

[19:25] <@Evelys> bash Tyen
[19:25] <@Evelys> sorry
[19:25] <@Evelys> for the motal insult, Tuco
[19:25] <@Evelys> please accept my apologies
[19:25] <@Sammiel> midol insult
[19:25] <@Evelys> I will kick you square in the jimmy, Gav
[19:26] <@Sammiel> go ahead, that would be the closest a girl has been to my jimmy in years
[19:26] <Eyashusa> its your birthday, youre probably drunk, so you're forgiven
[19:26] <Tuco>http://morenetz.org/showthread.php?tid=14more active than foh
[19:26] <Daezuel> do dudes take midol?

Yeah, who is that Sammiel dude anyways? lol

<@Evelys> You like handsome intelligent men with big dicks in you?
[20:16] <@Evelys> I love that shit.

[20:19] <@Evelys> does that make Tuco and I
[20:19] <@Evelys> Team T & A Cups?

[02:31] <Evelys> sorry, I have to watch 53 men make Daezuel cry at 10am
[02:31] <Evelys> and this one's on TV, don't even have to go to Tijuana

(How did that work out??? Kirun, I bet you know!!!)

<@Sutekh> For every 100 dollars donated, take off article of clothing
[21:04] <@Sutekh> You're a woman
[21:04] <@Sutekh> Use it

[21:05] <Iryss> yeah, and I also work in the game industry and will have to interview with people at some point
[21:05] <Tuco> and
[21:05] <@Sutekh> haha
[21:05] <Iryss> I'd prefer to not be Cuppycake 2.0
[21:06] <Iryss> Now, mind you, if the subscriptions added up to a salary, then I'd run FOH full time, do it naked, and subscribers get access to the webcam

[21:08] <Erronius> so much for "on the internet everyone is a guy"
[21:08] <Daezuel> everyone IS a guy tho
[21:08] <Daezuel> trust me

(Oh, Iryss is Evelys and was registered as Iryss on morenetz.)

[21:48] <Erronius> I thought she meant joking about Ev not thinking she was respected
[21:48] <Erronius> HAHAHA

[21:48] <Daezuel> i dont respect eve
[21:48] <Daezuel> you cant respect a fucking niners fan
[21:48] <Tuco> who the fuck is eve

[21:48] <brekk> so who the hell is senior citizen
[21:48] <Tuco> I dunno but he's funny

[21:48] <Daezuel> evelys?

[21:48] <Tuco> "No I am not Spanish, I am old."

[21:48] <Daezuel> im not typing that shit out
[21:48] <Iryss> Ern: I'm serious, I really had no clue anyone knew who the fuck I was
[21:48] <Tuco> You mean Iryss?
[21:49] <Daezuel> no, i mean eve
[21:49] <Iryss> Lambs fans are slow on the uptake, it's okay
[21:49] <brekk> hes funny in his thread, not so much other places
[21:49] * Iryss pats Daezuel on the forehead.

[21:49] <Tuco> Evelys is some poster on foh that talks about her job as a sysadmin alot. Iryss is the person doing the sysadmin on monutz

[21:49] <Daezuel> you're not allowed to just up and change your name
[21:49] <Tuco> seriously
[21:49] <Daezuel> what are you, an astro?
[21:49] <Tuco> I'm so confused.
[21:50] <brekk> Chuk Iryss?
[21:50] <Iryss> ...
[21:50] <Erronius> Astr0Ev?
[21:50] <Erronius> Evelys10?
[21:50] <Iryss> m0reNetz?
[21:50] <Tuco> monutz
[21:50] <Erronius> Ev the Gimp?
[21:50] <Iryss> I will cut you, Ern.
[21:51] <Erronius> Utevlayan?
[21:51] <brekk> ouch
[21:51] <brekk> thats harsh
[21:51] <Iryss> That one took effort.
[21:51] <Daezuel> evekilla
[21:51] <brekk> Irysmar
[21:52] <Erronius> General Evelantony?

[21:54] <Iryss> I changed my name because I haven't played a character named Evelys since 2004, and because I will always associate Evelys with the number 3 because that was the goddamn key complete heal was bound to, and I spend too many damn years of my life counting to a number and hitting 3

[23:08] <Iryss> I'll look early to mid 30s until I get grandma batflaps under my arms.

[23:20] <Iryss> I've slept with 3 girls, one of which I was in a relationship that lasted 6 months with, and 5 guys.
[23:21] <Iryss> I've attention whored enough, I'll save that one for a few weeks so people don't start getting annoyed of me

[23:21] <Iryss> at least wait until the hont naked evelys thread falls off the front page
[23:24] <Iryss> My husband proposed to me at 4 months.
[23:25] <Iryss> Right after we had our first big fucking fight
[23:25] <Iryss> Didn't get a ring until 4 months later, heh

More

[19:26] <Iryss> Or just bust your ass in the gym and eat w/e
[19:26] <Iryss> works for me~
[19:29] <Iryss> My apartment complex has a pretty decent gym, I do 30 minutes on the elliptical and 30 minutes of circuit a day

[19:41] <Iryss> Wss my birthday present to myself.
[19:41] <Iryss> FOH was nice enough to get me a forum
[19:41] <Iryss> <3 you guys
[19:41] <@Adam12> mmhm
[19:42] <@Adam12> We'll see what Part 2 is
[19:42] <@Adam12> Step 2, whatever
[19:42] <Iryss> Step 2 is ???
[19:42] <Iryss> Step 3 is Profit!

(now for some less funny stuff that probably isn't true)

[19:42] <Iryss> I've already had cancer 3x, don't need it 4x ><
[19:43] <@Adam12> 3x?
[19:43] <@Adam12> What sorts of cancer
[19:43] <Iryss> Two bouts of leukemia, one chondrosarcoma in my left shoulder
[19:43] <@Adam12> gd
[19:43] <@Adam12> Make sure that I have access to your bank accounts incase you die and need someone to keep the forums funded

(ok, back to funny)

[20:31] <Iryss> I stopped correcting people who referred to me as a guy because it cut down on people hitting on me while I was trying to heal

[22:19] <Iryss> Like how Adam12 is my only neg
[22:19] <Iryss> that asshole

[22:19] <@Adam12> rules are rules!
[22:19] <CrawlingChaos> you should have tried harder in the political thread, I have like a hundred negs
[22:19] <@Adam12> No posts in FSR = neg
[22:20] <CrawlingChaos> had, I guess

[22:20] <@Adam12> Ev's talking about MN negs
[22:20] <@Adam12> she has 60+ and 1-
[22:20] <CrawlingChaos> ah
[22:20] <@Adam12> Posting in FSR without a pic
[22:20] <@Adam12> should know better!