IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

Dr Neir · May 4, 2017

Most always wear a dress shirt, tie and slacks. Never know when you might have an interview, no questions from co-workers or the boss...

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Noodleface said:
I want to break into consulting myself. I couldn't switch full-time but I am thinking part-time.

Let's create a shop out of people on this forum!

I am not actually even really kidding.

Jalynfane · May 4, 2017

Fires of Heaven. LLC is available here. Tyen will likely reg it in a few minutes. 8)

Mist · May 4, 2017

Can we do DR/Business Continuity consulting?

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Mist said:
Can we do DR/Business Continuity consulting?

It would be a logical area to be in.

chaos · May 4, 2017

I'd work with some of you shitbags. I'm more of an assessment guy though.

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

chaos said:
I'd work with some of you shitbags. I'm more of an assessment guy though.

We need that, multiple facets. We can't fix things until they are assessed.

Cad · May 4, 2017

a_skeleton_03 said:
We need that, multiple facets. We can't fix things until they are assessed.

Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

You could be our legal counsel and have one of your first years file our LLC paperwork and stuff.

Mist · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
Can I laugh at you guys while I get paid to sit in my office and write briefs and occasionally depose people?

We need you to defend us in court when 'Vmotion all the things' turns out to not be a thorough enough continuity plan in the event of zombies attacking our client's HQ.

Cad · May 4, 2017

a_skeleton_03 said:
You could be our legal counsel and have one of your first years file our LLC paperwork and stuff.

You really really couldn't afford our first years. Those fuckers make $180k.

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
You really really couldn't afford our first years. Those fuckers make $180k.

I can't, you can by just assigning it to them as a favor to you.

Mist · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
Those fuckers make $180k.

I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

Picasso3 · May 4, 2017

I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Picasso3 said:
I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

I like to call and order pizza and say "yeah give me a large hand tossed sausage" whenever I get a chance. The bonus is that is actually the pizza that I want.

Picasso3 · May 4, 2017

Mist said:
I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

Its ok though, because you're genetically limited

Cad · May 4, 2017

Mist said:
I think I just now realized how much I've been living my life wrong.

Sure it's easy, just go to the top 5% or so of the law schools in the country, then finish in the top 1/3rd to top 1/2 of the class competing against people who all scored in the top 1% of the entrance exam, then beat them again in the interview phase and you're in...

It's gravy!

Cad · May 4, 2017

Picasso3 said:
I always like to say pro bono when i get the chance

I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

a_skeleton_03 · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

We can start that right now at your firm.

Picasso3 · May 4, 2017

Cad said:
I have literally never seen any big firm attorneys doing any pro bono

I'm sure they'd never admit it if they did. Lawyer billing numbers are like Batemans business cards.

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