IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

TomServo

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• Thursday at 9:07 AM

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Noodleface said:

This is my gut too but from what they've told me
1. They have funding secured for many years to come
2. They already setup a manufacturing facility

Still I'm being a bit cautious with this. I'm gonna go through the whole process and see what I can feel out. It's a startup so being in my 40s I'm a bit hesitant to go to something volatile.

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I work in infosec with a background in cryptography. I ran a nvlap lab and cmvp cavp program. Quantum is snake oil. If in theory it works eventually. It still would only apply to state secrets level shit. Not a fintech with customer data

 

Kuro

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• Thursday at 10:08 AM

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I know MFA is important but God is it annoying in an organization full of boomers who keep losing their fucking phones.

Need to get some physical fucking tokens, but they'd lose those too

 

Noodleface

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• Thursday at 12:01 PM

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Kuro said:

I know MFA is important but God is it annoying in an organization full of boomers who keep losing their fucking phones.

Need to get some physical fucking tokens, but they'd lose those too

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We have a guy that refuses to get a cell phone so they had to do special shit just for him. 100k employees here and he's the only one

 

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• Thursday at 12:25 PM

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Noodleface said:

We have a guy that refuses to get a cell phone so they had to do special shit just for him. 100k employees here and he's the only one

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Good for him.

 

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Noodleface

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• Thursday at 1:06 PM

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Bandwagon said:

Good for him.

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I envy it

 

TJT

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• Thursday at 4:56 PM

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Noodleface said:

We have a guy that refuses to get a cell phone so they had to do special shit just for him. 100k employees here and he's the only one

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In 2025 that is absolutely fucking based.

 

Kharzette

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• Thursday at 5:01 PM

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I haven't had one in 10ish years

 

Vinen

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• Yesterday at 5:05 PM

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Noodleface said:

We have a guy that refuses to get a cell phone so they had to do special shit just for him. 100k employees here and he's the only one

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Sounds like a nutjob. He'd prob get fired at Broadcom lol. Hock Tan has zero tolerance for exceptions.

 

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Sheriff Cad

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• Yesterday at 5:20 PM

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Noodleface said:

We have a guy that refuses to get a cell phone so they had to do special shit just for him. 100k employees here and he's the only one

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Is it possible he absolutely has a phone but refuses to let the company dick get in it?

 

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Noodleface

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• Yesterday at 5:29 PM

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Cad said:

Is it possible he absolutely has a phone but refuses to let the company dick get in it?

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Nah he's a weird dude. He's never owned one. He's very....particular

 

Khane

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• Yesterday at 6:41 PM

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled....

 

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• Today at 6:50 AM

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Cad said:

Is it possible he absolutely has a phone but refuses to let the company dick get in it?

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I put Graphene OS on my phone and thus the company stuff can't really work on it. Hasn't been an issue now that our work computers have biometric on them natively.

 

Khane

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• Today at 11:50 AM

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Wait, why would you reject having a work profile on your phone? How else are you gonna give half-ass responses to emails and gchat notifications while having an extended boozy lunch or playing golf during work hours?