J49: An Erotic Life

Johnny49_sl said:

has even given it a nickname

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What does she call it? I have a suggestion.

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J49, serious question.

Have you ever shit on a hooker?

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Johnny49_sl said:

shes also allowing me to take nude shots of her

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I've been on your side, but considering everything I'm pretty sure you're full of shit on this one.

Johnny49_sl said:

no..but due to my colitus issues, occasionally, during an ejaculation, the blue blanket got a brown stain

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This I believe though without question. hah

Need some wifey nudes up in this place.

Johnny49_sl said:

i seriously think the bc pill fucked her up, she is down near my dick every chance she gets kissing it, licking it, and has even given it a nickname, she talks to it like its another person,
she makes sure i cum every night and every morning, i actually had to ask for a night off last night to rest, but that didn't last long, she was giving me a hand job, while playing with her pussy, shes also allowing me to take nude shots of her

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Fucking A, your 3rd grade level English mastery is breaking my immersion. I swear to god your posts are written in Crayola. It's like intercepting a note the slow kid passed in grade school.

Johnny49_sl said:

told him the wife was withholding until the results were in, so the littledot headagreed to see me tomorrow

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You know what's more fun than casual racism? Getting the whores back into the story instead of this slow, lame wife arc. I don't want to fuck up your creative process, but I bet there's a spare room Capri could move into.

Carry on. But do better.

lurkingdirk_sl said:

Need some wifey nudes up in this place.

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yup

Haast_sl said:

casual racism

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Excuse you, this is a cuck-free zone.

radditsu_sl said:

yup

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Yup yup

He won't post them because he'd have to find nudes/some hooker that looks like that random chick he posted ages ago.

Brikker_sl said:

He won't post them because he'd have to find nudes/some hooker that looks like that random chick he posted ages ago.

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A valid point. Kids take note, if you're ever going to pretend to have a hot girlfriend/wife, make sure you don't pick someone too recognizable, but at the same time find someone with enough pictures you can prove your relationship by posting nudes. It's a tough spot to be in, especially with google image search. Gotta really research your fake relationships before you brag about them!

ive been calling him so many j100s j27s etc i forget what the number is and now that hes changed his avatar idk ifs really him or a new account

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