J49: An Erotic Life

Thread starter Synj
Start date Aug 2, 2016

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,641

no

Last edited: Jun 20, 2017

radditsu

Silver Knight of the Realm

Apr 8, 2016

#1,642

reddit.com/labiagw

Vinyard_sl

shitlord

Apr 8, 2016

#1,643

Hell yea J.

StoiCynic

Trakanon Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,644

Ain't clicking that shit, protein shake was enough spew for one day...

Calbiyum

Molten Core Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,645

Every time I read the $10 joke I think of the loch ness monster in Southpark 3 fitty thing.

Calbiyum

Molten Core Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,646

StoiCynic_sl said:
Ain't clicking that shit, protein shake was enough spew for one day...

It's not as bad as some of the others he posted

Araxen

Golden Baronet of the Realm

Apr 8, 2016

#1,647

Can't unsee the condom pic...ugh..

Evernothing

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

Apr 8, 2016

#1,648

Johnny49_sl said:
they give them out for free in camden, a whore's perk

Free condom drying racks? Damn. Camden is like the IKEA of whoring.

Ritley

Karazhan Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,649

I hope the Johnny show never ends

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,650

m

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Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande

Apr 8, 2016

#1,651

Johnny49_sl said:
, so i had to Narcan her to bring her back

J49's version of White Knighting. Facilitate the acquisition of heroin, watch her near OD, and then bring her back to life. It's like the story of Sleeping Beauty, just with STD's, needles, and smack.

Adebisi

Clump of Cells

<Silver Donator>

Apr 8, 2016

#1,652

Aries OD's

Johnny53

Vyemm Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,653

[l

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Johnny53

Vyemm Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,654

lm

Last edited: Jun 20, 2017

Mures

Blackwing Lair Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,655

Johnny49_sl said:
my love called me from detox this morning....she misses her heroin

Fixed that for you.

Haast

Lord Nagafen Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,656

Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
J49's version of White Knighting. Facilitate the acquisition of heroin, watch her near OD, and then bring her back to life. It's like the story of Sleeping Beauty, just with STD's, needles, and smack.

Hero syndrome. The knight in shining armor rescues the maiden ...that he locked in the tower himself. Then blows 17 machine gun loads in her.

Evernothing

Bronze Baronet of the Realm

Apr 8, 2016

#1,657

Relevant:

Kais

<Gold Donor>

Apr 8, 2016

#1,658

Is it better to see the condom as half empty or half full?

Calbiyum

Molten Core Raider

Apr 8, 2016

#1,659

Sort of surprised a condom is used now that I think of it

ohkcrlho

Silver Baronet of the Realm

Apr 8, 2016

#1,660

The condom.....lol
This thread is the best thing......since ever. Ahahah

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